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[-] wabafee@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago

If your expected to empty this everyday you'll eventually end up being diabetic.

[-] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 17 points 2 months ago

Cirrhosis of the liver will get you first.

[-] frostysauce@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

Pfft. You're underestimating the human liver.

[-] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

If we're not joking, I kind of think the liver would go first. Unless your mixing it to like a 4% ABV, then maybe the beetus might get ya first.

Honestly there is a good chance you stress your liver out so much that the sugar and your food (bc let's be honest, your probably not eating healthy either) gets turned into a shitload of triglycerides and you stroke out or have a heart attack from too long of hyperlipidemia.

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Some alkies go decades drinking way more than that every single day. Humans are surprisingly resilient. Inspirational, really

[-] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Yeah, but I am just referencing average outcomes. It's a bit of a selection bias, because you don't see all the alcoholics in the ground and the liver doesn't really "hurt" until like end stage liver failure. So alcoholics can seem relatively okay, until one day they are not.

Oh, and an alcoholic is exceptionally prone to drunk driving. Something like high 80% of people who det a DUI is or will be an alcoholic. So an alcoholic is way more likely to kill themselves wrapped around a tree before their liver blows.

[-] ma11en@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Sugar free coke would be the way to go.

[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Skip the Coke altogether, to much caffeine. Just stick to rum neat.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

After that much it would be rum messy.

[-] Woozythebear@lemmy.world -5 points 2 months ago

Sugar-free means they are using a sugar substitute known as aspartame that's known to cause cancer.

[-] ma11en@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Everything causes cancer, and if you're drinking yourself do to death then neither diabetes or cancer really matter.

[-] Woozythebear@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

No, everything does not cause cancer... you are better off drinking water over everything, but if you are going to have a soda just drink a regular one.

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

No, everything does not cause cancer..

Please tell that to the Prop 65 people

[-] ma11en@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

I think you have taken a shit post far too seriously.

[-] Ashelyn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 months ago

Alcohol is also a known carcinogen and cause of numerous health issues. Probably worse than the aspartame

Plus all the extra sodium will give you kidney stones

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