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having sex (perhaps just once?) doesn't equal not lonely, though.
No, I'm pretty sure that every man who has had sex at least once in their life turned out to be a top bloke
But can't top blokes be lonely?
They say it's lonely at the top, bloke.
So.. more men as bottoms?
That is why most men actually prefer to be on the bottom. Less lonely.
Its best when she's on top is all Im sayn 🤷🏿♂️
(I wouldnt know though as Im a virgin)