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I've invented a machine that turns my shit into tooth paste. It's the bleeding edge of technology. I'm sure you'll be excited to try it!
Ok and I’m looking at that tech through a lens of what it can do and what it can become. Does it completely get rid of all of the germs and bad stuff? Does the toothpaste have the same properties as regular toothpaste? If it does all of that, why wouldn’t you be interested in exploring it?
That would be a completely revolutionary product that could change the world. It could provide better dental hygiene for the entire world.
LMAO, Or I could have overhyped my product and now your brushing your teeth with my literal shit. Your naivety is adorable, though.
But it wouldn’t hold up to the least amount of scrutiny in that case, and not a single person would ever brush their teeth with it.
It’s like you can’t understand what is being said here.
It's like your a child who thinks every new technology is useful.
It’s like you’re a child who can’t comprehend basic sentences.
Eat my shit-paste.