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Anon watches Gordon Ramsay (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 44 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Fake: man, how do you even eat a pumpkin?

Gay: me, and also I’m a lesbian that can’t cook so I don’t fucking know

[–] M137@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

The only pumpkin eating I know about is from the US and a lot of the stuff they eat should be illegal to consume.

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