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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon teaches you about their culture (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 29 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Okay but do you spank a log you fed all month until it poops candy and presents?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

At first I thought piñata, but that’s not usually a log, and you don’t feed it? Wtf is this?

[–] Geth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Catalan Tio de Nadal. Catalans are obsessed with shit so they also have the Caganer.

[–] jdr@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 weeks ago

molt bè

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