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[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 74 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Surprising things happen when you yell random stuff in the middle of the city

[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 75 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I yelled the N-Word in Alabama, they elected me Mayor of the town I was in. Unfortunately I turned down the position because the town population was three tumbleweeds and a goat.

[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)

So the 3 tumbleweeds and goat are racist?

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Democracy is three tumbleweeds and a goat voting on what to have for lunch.

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