this post was submitted on 10 Nov 2025
2 points (75.0% liked)
Guns
59 readers
36 users here now
Discuss firearms, politics, 2nd amendment news. We value freedom of speech as much as we do the right to keep and bear arms.
Also, this comm will make Lemmy really mad. LMAO
founded 4 weeks ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
view the rest of the comments
Ohhh! Ok, because this is the modern world and they pay me my money straight into my account. Direct deposit is a thing even in this country, comrade!
So how much do ya think I make, Aaron? Is this my full time job, or a part time gig? What do you think my official title is? I have to know how these things work in your paranoid fantasy land.
I wonder if I make more than you? And not even having to work. hahahahahahaha
What shit to I "stir up"? Because you said no one comes here or pays attention to me. So how would I be stirring up shit?!
Right?
But wait, if I'm so "cheap," then why would anyone pay me to be on Lemmy? And if no one listens to me or visits my little communities, then why would anyone pay me?
No one listens to me anyway, right? I'm totally harmless, right? So no reason to worry, right?
My reach is so tiny. Just my little echo chambers. So you have no reason to be upset or worry about it, right? I mean after all, no one even listens to me. Aaron, I have no power, so why so serious?
Well, after all, I'm just making stuff up, right? I'm a big crybaby snowflake. No one listens to me. No way could I ever ever convince anyone to do anything or vote any way. I am just here in my corner. No one pays attention to me.
Pay me no mind. I can't sway anyone anyway. Lil ole me. My wee corner of the interweb....No bother. right?
Thanks! It's tough for you, I know, Aaron. You thought you had me. Thought you figured me out. Then...ugh, it all just fell apart. I understand your frustration.
So when you found out that I wasn't going to leave Lemmy, and that Lemmy wasn't going to block me from everywhere, how did you handle it? Do you still miss Nicole?
Did you have your issues with Wendy's restaurants before or after Nicole let you know that she would never ever be your girlfriend?
Yeah, you're probably right. I'm just crazy. No one listens to me. I'm not bother. My postings are nothing to be concerned about, right? Just me in my little echo chamber.
But don't worry. No one is gonna see this conversation. No one comes here, remember?
Right? So then why are you so upset I am still around? Why would you think someone is paying me, if all my comms are so empty? Why would you think someone is paying me, if I'm just over here in my little corner,not bother anyone...
But wait! You said I get paid in rubles and that I am not even American. But then why would you bother with me, since no here listens to me? I can't plant seeds!! I'm just lil ole me.
I had nothing to do with Trump being president, right? Not my fault, right? I have no power, right?
Of course you used ChatGPT. I did notice that you had some issues understanding stuff earlier, but I didn't wanna hurt your feelings.
And you're right, I'm so bad at modding. No one even sees what I post, right?! So no need to worry about. I'm just no bother to anyone. Right?
Right? And since no one cares about my feelings or thoughts, no way I can be some master spy running a misinformation campaign. I'm not smart enough. No would listen. Just little ole me here in my little echo chamber. No bother. No reason to worry about me. Right?!
Oh, so you're not worried. Then no problem!! See? It all worked out. No one would ever listen to lil ole me in my echo chamber. Even you are not worried. I'm not problem at all for Lemmy! Yay!