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this post was submitted on 27 Apr 2024
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I'm 40 years old and my balls are quite long. Different body bacteria maybe? I shower after I shit so it's got nothing to do with wiping.
Like, a bidet? Or a full-blown no-clothes shower?
Yeah…tell us. Do you take your clothes off? Describe it. Like, slow. In a whisper.
I uh... slip my pants down and uhh.
Nah I am very regular and it's rare for me not to take a FULLY NAKED FULL BODY shower shortly after I shit.
Nice.
^That ^was ^all ^I ^needed.
Well “regular” is relative. And you don’t sound regular. You sound very ir -regular. In that it’s normal for you to shower after you shit. (Jk I knew what you meant).
Why don’t you get a bidet? You’d save so much water.
Research 😏
Yeah, measure how long your balls are and share
Depends, in all honesty. Temperature and how late I am into exercise e.g. Anywhere from 3-7 cm maybe?
That must be weird at work, or do you leave and come back?
If I have to shit at work I must be sick. I haven't shit at work in years. I shit once a day in the morning. I eat a lot of fiber.
Wow. I'm envious. I shit like three-four times a day (morning after waking up, possibly after breakfast, after lunch, after dinner). And I don't eat a lot of fiber. 😭 At least it's a proper texture, otherwise my asshole would be in trouble.
that's not normal. go see a doctor
What could be wrong? I feel fine. Poo comes out perfectly normal consistency. 🤷♂️
😂 bro, didn't even think about that. They probably don't, eh.
Edit: I meant they probably don't poo at work. Not that they don't work.