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Anyone see the HBO documentary "Love Has Won: The Cult of Mother God"?

All the woman did was drink and turn blue and couldn't even heal herself.

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[-] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 18 points 4 days ago

Well you see I expend all of my powers holding the darkness at bay. Notice how it gets dark when I get tired and fall asleep?

[-] TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 5 points 4 days ago

We need to test this with some sleeping pills and caffeine. Open wide!

this post was submitted on 04 Nov 2024
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