barubary

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[–] barubary@infosec.exchange 0 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

There's some insane ideas in there, like:

  • Only release every two weeks.
  • This includes bug fixes.
  • Emergencies can be dealt with immediately, but any root cause analysis or deeper work on underlying issues must wait for the next sprint.
  • If it can't be done in 4 hours, it can't be done at all.
  • Don't document things.
  • Don't write bad code. (Also: You must use classes and methods, and variable names must be words.)
  • Rigid adherence to the "agile process" is required.
  • The job of a software developer is to crank out code and nothing else, especially not design, testing, or documentation.
  • Don't even think about ethics.
[–] barubary@infosec.exchange 11 points 1 month ago (6 children)

"AI" has also successfully found security vulnerabilities that don't exist.

[–] barubary@infosec.exchange 7 points 1 month ago

What, no COBOL? No 5GL?

[–] barubary@infosec.exchange 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] barubary@infosec.exchange 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Do you think the Luddites were wrong?

[–] barubary@infosec.exchange 3 points 2 months ago

Yes, it's sent to posthog.

[–] barubary@infosec.exchange 7 points 2 months ago

That's not what the Github ticket says.

[–] barubary@infosec.exchange 8 points 3 months ago
BEFOREHAND: close door, each window & exit; wait until time.    open spellbook, study, read (scan, select, tell us);write it, print the hex while each watches,    reverse its length, write again;    kill spiders, pop them, chop, split, kill them.        unlink arms, shift, wait & listen (listening, wait),sort the flock (then, warn the "goats" & kill the "sheep");    kill them, dump qualms, shift moralities,    values aside, each one;        die sheep! die to reverse the system        you accept (reject, respect);next step,    kill the next sacrifice, each sacrifice,    wait, redo ritual until "all the spirits are pleased";    do it ("as they say").do it(*everyone***must***participate***in***forbidden**s*e*x*).return last victim; package body;    exit crypt (time, times & "half a time") & close it,    select (quickly) & warn your next victim;AFTERWORDS: tell nobody.    wait, wait until time;    wait until next year, next decade;        sleep, sleep, die yourself,        die at last
[–] barubary@infosec.exchange 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Debuggers don’t go back; you have to restart and run through the whole thing

Yes, they do: https://rr-project.org/

https://sourceware.org/gdb/current/onlinedocs/gdb.html/Reverse-Execution.html

[–] barubary@infosec.exchange 3 points 3 months ago

Look up history-search-backward in your favorite bash/readline manual.

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