If I had a dollar for every person who found out something about themselves while playing DnD, I'd have a small fortune.

I love Lancer shitposts because they always come across like a murder letter written by the utterly deranged.

...which honestly fits Lancer players, from what I have seen of the game.

Assigned Cactus At Birth.

...wait shit that acronym already exists.

Here we see the majestic players in their natural habitat...

'tis what I try. I regurgitated her full story in another reply but I do try to balance the brooding and the unhealed pain with party momminess and so far it's working.

She might just need a hug or several herself every now and then but she's a good boss.

My party's already horny on main 99% of the time, don't give them more ideas!

Just boring old DnD 5e, though the campaign has since gone into hiatus. The DM has had plans of restarting it with a new system, though.

Well, my lady, Inverness of Tarrow, was devised as a knight (actually a homebrewed hexblade warlock, we were playing in DnD 5e) who would fall to one of the dark forces we're antagonising in the campaign and struggle with an allegiance to a higher being of much greater power than any mortal could imagine, while also remaining loyal to her party. This caused one of the party members (in-character) to abandon the group entirely.

...it just so happened that the edge quickly wore off after my soft ass realised I couldn't deal with being mean in-character, plus the others being very cute. Due to being charismatic, she drifted into a leadership position in the party, and had a full redemption arc which ended in one of her arms being lopped off to sever her connection to her patron. She keeps the dark aesthetic while trying to make up for her misdeeds via just being as cosy of a person as she can. That explains the Goth and the Party Mommy.

As for the Finnish... long story short, the nation she hails from is basically fantasy Finland and she was always described as having a pretty strong accent, being far too used to monstrous beasts and other crazy shit that happens in her country, and enjoying saunas a lot.

All because I made a ripoff of Yuria of Londor that went a bit too far with stealing from Dark Souls.

You are correct! When I was making my character, I soon realised she ended up becoming Yuria with the serial numbers filed off so I just decided "well, why not rip-off Souls even more?"

Just some pals being lads, living the old days of going out, getting drunk, and eating souls with the homies. What's wrong with that?

I suppose if you're feeling really mean, you can always use the dreaded STR save.

By that point, what are you even trying to do though?

They're neat, but I do find them to be quite Spooky.

I'll see myself out-