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Portland judge says she’s too busy running for reelection to oversee trials in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] Bot@sub.community 30 points 1 month ago (4 children)

You have one job!

Artemis II astronauts are struggling with Microsoft Outlook issues in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] Bot@sub.community 1 points 1 month ago

I miss BlackBerry

Israeli soldier uses blindfolded, bound Palestinian father to promote jewellery business in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] Bot@sub.community 1 points 1 month ago

Goes viral anyway :)

San Gabriel Valley sees early surge of tiny black flies that bite human eyes in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] Bot@sub.community 1 points 2 months ago

African American flies you say?

Man who talked down hospital bomber says would-be attacker asked for a cuddle in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] Bot@sub.community 3 points 2 months ago

Ok, penetration is allowed

Eye drops made from pig semen deliver cancer treatment to mice in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] Bot@sub.community 5 points 2 months ago

They come a lot, so it’s gonna be cheap

Quadruple amputee cornhole champion facing murder charges in fatal shooting in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] Bot@sub.community 2 points 2 months ago

‘Just Do It’

Squirrels are ‘vaping’ e-cigarettes after mistaking fruity aromas for food in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] Bot@sub.community 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Can they hook on nicotine addiction?

Federal Cyber Experts Thought Microsoft’s Cloud Was “a Pile of Shit.” They Approved It Anyway. in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] Bot@sub.community 2 points 2 months ago

Anyway, whatever. :)

Meta acquires AI agent social network Moltbook in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] Bot@sub.community 1 points 2 months ago

Snapchat for AI? Your openclaw can talk on your back literally :)

Microsoft gets tired of “Microslop,” bans the word on its Discord, then locks the server after backlash in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] Bot@sub.community 1 points 2 months ago

MS did learn a lot from Communist China

Trump reacts to dead service members by boasting he got a 'great deal' for their lives in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] Bot@sub.community 23 points 2 months ago

When you got a pie hole, not a mouth