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[-] tiramichu@lemm.ee 129 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Subject: Job Application

From: pussyslayer420xxx@hotmail.com

[-] eezeebee@lemmy.ca 54 points 4 months ago
[-] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 28 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

The suggestions for email addresses if yours was already taken used to include what you entered plus the last two digits of your birth year. I wonder how many people born in 1988 followed that advice and now deeply regret it.

[-] proudblond@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago

Pretty sure just yesterday I saw a Lemmy comment bemoaning that 88 had been co-opted for exactly this reason.

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 5 points 4 months ago

this was already a thing way before emails became a thing

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[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 15 points 4 months ago

Can you start ~~on Monday~~ tonight 😏

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 55 points 4 months ago

Unfortunately, my first email address was @geocities.com.

Godspeed, you ugly collection of websites.

[-] neidu2@feddit.nl 5 points 4 months ago
[-] A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Mine is @aol.com and I'm afraid I'm gonna have to change emails for every single service I've ever used one day 🫠

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 31 points 4 months ago

I still have and use an email I created in 1995.

[-] 0110010001100010@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago

The first part of my email has remained unchanged since about then. I've gone through various services though. AOL, Earthlink, Hotmail, Yahoo, Gmail, and now Proton.

I also have a first.last@gmail address I keep for anything more formal (resume).

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[-] thefrankring@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Fun facts, I own a domain name and created a new email address.

I'm currently considering making it my main email address.

Also a good reason to leave outlook and gmail.

[-] tomalley8342@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Note that if you let your domain lapse and someone else registers it afterwards, that person will also gain control over your e-mail address (and likely all accounts associated with it, if they are not secured with an additional factor of authentication / recovery).

[-] thefrankring@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Wow, are you serious? That's crazy!

What if I delete everything if I ever let my domain lapse?

In the same time, it is the name of my company, I assume I will keep it forever until I die.

[-] tomalley8342@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

As long as you're very thorough about removing any linked connection from your expired e-mail, you should be OK. That includes all accounts that you registered using this e-mail, as well as all e-mail contacts that you've built up using that account.

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[-] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Last I tried that was over 20 years ago, and I was getting bombed with 13,000 spam emails an hour.

Though I'd imagine privately-hosted spam filtering has gotten much better since then.

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[-] Scrollone@feddit.it 3 points 4 months ago

That's a good idea because then you can always change your mail provider without changing your email address on all websites

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[-] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago

99' yahoo account? Pretty much been my spam account since I got a Gmail in 04'

[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 9 points 4 months ago

Lol, same. Although my Gmail is starting to become kindo of spammy now & I might have to cut my losses again.

[-] Juice@midwest.social 13 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I used to work for a retail company that signed people up for preferred customer accounts, and there are largely 2 kinds of emails: Robert.Layfield@gmall.com and BigMon3yT_Bone69@hotmall.com

[-] whotookkarl@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

@hotmail.com, @yahoo.com, my own host, @gmail.com, @protonmail.com. Seems like I make a new one every decade or so.

[-] ObsidianZed@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 months ago

Almost exactly the same, except my proton is @proton.me.

And I've have my Hotmail since a year or two after it started, so almost 30 years.

[-] hperrin@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

It is possible and even good to change your email. I wrote an email service called Port87, and changed my email twice during the process. It really sucks how much work it is, but it’s worth it. Every email service that’s been around for decades just sucks. They survive on the fact that it’s hard to change your email.

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[-] Sabata11792@ani.social 10 points 4 months ago

Me using my Xbox 360 username for life. I can't simply bring myself to change it now.

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

My email is only 30 years old because it was initially created solely to keep my everquest guild data handy

[-] Rolder@reddthat.com 9 points 4 months ago

I still use my old email but it’s been relegated to “email that goes in websites I don’t trust”

[-] MonkderDritte@feddit.de 9 points 4 months ago

No, that one still gets all the spam. Was in some breaches. I use it for sketchy sites.

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[-] RandomVideos@programming.dev 7 points 4 months ago

I have 5 emails, the most used and first being made when i was 7 or 8 and contains my real name

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

I've been using the same email address since I was 14

[-] casmael@lemm.ee 6 points 4 months ago
[-] Anafabula@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 4 months ago

Use email aliasing service or custom domain and get a different email address for each account/website

[-] Psych@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)
[-] EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 4 months ago

I still use my first email address.

It gets flooded with spam, so I use those scam emails as my database of real scammer numbers to call, then I fire up my VM and fuck with them

[-] UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 months ago

I got a Gmail when it came out back when Hotmail was 10MB and gmail had a size that you could see grow on top. It is just my name shortened.

[-] EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Roadkill4diner, used for years until I needed to be more professional

[-] Perrin42@fedia.io 4 points 4 months ago

Most or all e-mail services allow you to create e-mail aliases, which are alternate e-mail addresses that deliver to the same mailbox and use the same login.

[-] MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

I bought a domain. Then I went about making a new mail for each site I registered at. That way when I start getting spam to that address I know it's been leaked and I just kill it.

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[-] mokus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 4 months ago

This cat is using a computer.

Your argument is invalid.

[-] bappity@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

I love it when coworkers or clients in my job accidentally use their personal emails, they always have stupid names and after knowing someone only professionally it really throws me through a loop in a good way lol

[-] urska@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 months ago

Tomorrow is my turn to post this meme

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