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It's the dunk tank.

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A sampling of some comments:

Bruh I got bad news for you if you think trump is going to do anything but help himself.

WTF? This is a horrible comic. Republicans in Congress are the ones preventing literally all those things from improving…

Fascist is a word with an actual meaning. I know it’s fun to call the democrats fascists, but that’s incorrect and ridiculous.

The worst offenders were, of course, from dot world. I wonder if lemmy.world has their own Jessica Ashoo on their admin team? 🤔🤔🤔🤔

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[–] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 59 points 1 year ago (2 children)

As I've said. Liberals will implement Fascism just as hard (because Fascism is the end stage of capitalism), but, unlike committed Fascists, they'll whine insufferably about it.

[–] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 56 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't Be An Asshole vs Don't Be A Pussy thesis

"We're gonna have kids in cages on the border but you don't have to be an asshole about it!"

"We're gonna have kids in cages on the border but don't be a pussy about it!"

"We're gonna ship weapons to Israel to bomb Gazan children but we don't wanna be an asshole about it!"

"We're gonna ship weapons to Israel to bomb Gazan children but we aren't gonna be pussies about it!"

This is the extent of the "acceptable "American political landscape

[–] iByteABit@hexbear.net 56 points 1 year ago

Fascist is a word with an actual meaning

Proceeds to call the USSR a fascist regime

[–] robinnn@hexbear.net 49 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Each panels requires one to be clueless about politics outside of the right wing bubble. Every single issue has at last one example of Democrats taking action to address the issue.

NO IT DOESN’T YOU CANT JUST MAKE THINGS UP HOLY SHIT.

[–] RedundantClam@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

Taking action is when you pay lip service to the problems without changing things in any material way. Or like on student loans when you send something out there specifically to sink and then go "We'll evaluate our options and try again" and then just don't do anything else.

[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 48 points 1 year ago (2 children)

lol that fedora wearer said neoliberalism wasnt authoritarian

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago

While conceding that it was doing all of the same things

[–] AnarchoBolshevik@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So, uh… what was Chile from the mid‐1970s to 1990?

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Crony capitalism!

[–] rando895@lemmygrad.ml 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can I just take a moment to appreciate that y'all exist? I can't believe I once spent so much time on r/ and bombarded by liberal dogma....

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Same, I've never felt so frenzied and news addicted while so completely helpless as I did when I was a daily r/politics reader. It's a corrosive, high strung place to be

[–] rando895@lemmygrad.ml 19 points 1 year ago

Even just as an alternative to my neighbours it's great to have everyone here lol

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 40 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fascist is a word with an actual meaning. I know it’s fun to call the democrats fascists, but that’s incorrect and ridiculous.

You're right, they're a mixture of fascists and social fascists. Every liberal has been so thoroughly scratched at this point.

Ask them to define that word and you'll get the best dunk tank material ever. Liberals fundamentally do not understand how capitalism works and thus can't understand that fascism is just capitalism in crisis. Which makes it all fascism lmao

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago

The worst offenders were, of course, from dot world. I wonder if lemmy.world has their own Jessica Ashoo on their admin team?

If anything Lemmy.World has been worse than Ashooh due to their extremely open and brazenly partisan banning and suppression of socialists. Reddit has hidden it behind layers of obfuscation and secondary policy that simply targets the left without it being open and obvious about it to the general audience. The neoliberals running dot world on the other hand have had absolutely none of this, they have openly stomped on the left's participation with the exact same fervor and brazenness as fascists.

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago

Their goal isn’t to get people to vote Trump but push the democrats to work harder for their vote. They post in a gender queer instance.

gulag lemmitor

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

Getting libs to see alternatives outside of the duopoly challenge - level: impossible.

[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I hope that both of the candidates end up with sudden gray matter ejection syndrome like jfk

[–] highalectical@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 1 year ago

Redistributing this line. Fucking gem.

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

I don't know, maybe the party that has done nothing but suck the GOP's dick for decades has no right to accuse anyone of "helping Trump".

Where the hell were you guys in trying to suppress the white vote? Queer people in Florida really could have used you guys to cut off aid to Florida and send in the military to wipe out the nazi protestors. The latter would at least intimidate enough people into leaving minorities alone.