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[-] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 101 points 6 months ago

AI = 0 □

[-] Redjard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 6 months ago

This really seemed like a good simplification until you threw in that d'Alembert operator at the end

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[-] Norgur@fedia.io 51 points 6 months ago

Sounds like some ~~bullshit artist~~ motivational speaker

[-] Mubelotix@jlai.lu 20 points 6 months ago

Probably an AI expert too

[-] Norgur@fedia.io 6 points 6 months ago

And a Bitcoin Scholar

[-] Mubelotix@jlai.lu 3 points 6 months ago

Bitcoiners are old-school, serious people. They highly dislike such bullshit as they have seen the entire "crypto" shitshow, and the AI bullshit is similar in many ways

[-] lol_idk@lemmy.ml 5 points 6 months ago

WTF does Indian have to do with anything?

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[-] NorthWestWind@lemmy.world 47 points 6 months ago

It also means AI = 0

[-] Achyu@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I've heard about an extended version of the equation:
E^2^ = m^2^c^4^ + p^2^c^2^
Or E = (m^2^c^4^ + p^2^c^2^)^1/2^

If so, AI = (m^2^c^4^ + p^2^c^2^)^1/2^ - mc^2^

I may have the capabilities to be a technology management consultant

[-] TimeSquirrel@kbin.social 44 points 6 months ago

So math is like painting, you can just arbitrarily add a splash of color somewhere to change the mood..

[-] gimsy@feddit.it 4 points 6 months ago

Well math might be, physics for sure isn't

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[-] doctordevice@lemmy.ca 41 points 6 months ago

As I said in another thread where this was posted, that original post has the distinctive voice of ChatGPT. Could be another similar model, but I'd bet money that was written by an LLM.

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 18 points 6 months ago

How did it lose so much quality since it was posted just a week or two ago?

[-] doctordevice@lemmy.ca 13 points 6 months ago

The ways of compression artifacts are mysterious.

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 months ago

😆

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[-] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 6 months ago

yeah it reads exactly like something chatgpt would write

[-] toastal@lemmy.ml 40 points 6 months ago

LinkedIn is just another Microsoft-owned account you should just delete for your sanity

[-] RayJW@sh.itjust.works 31 points 6 months ago

!linkedinlunatics@sh.itjust.works back at it again with some more AI bs.

[-] Lemonyoda@feddit.de 3 points 6 months ago

Ist there actually an upcomming alternative for Job profiles and stuff?

[-] AyuTsukasa@lemm.ee 28 points 6 months ago

I love that's it's not "what are you on about?" it's just a general what

[-] Logh@lemmy.ml 33 points 6 months ago

I always found the difference between general and special whativity fascinating.

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[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 25 points 6 months ago

Reading this is an actual cognitive hazard.

[-] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 21 points 6 months ago

I want to know who this idiot is.

[-] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 6 months ago

his name is Chatgpt

[-] Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

I mean, the equation isn't wrong given that AI basically becomes a rounding error and can be safely ignored.

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[-] maculata@aussie.zone 18 points 6 months ago

I’d like to present the equation solution to all sandwich related crisiseseses: BLT+AI.

[-] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 6 points 6 months ago

Bacon, Lettuce, Tomato + Avocado, Ice cream?

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[-] wesley@yall.theatl.social 17 points 6 months ago

This reads like a post written by AI as well lol

[-] emerald@beehaw.org 12 points 6 months ago

AI+8k+5G

[-] Achyu@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 6 months ago

We need a = sign sonewhere, right?

[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 8 points 6 months ago

Nope, none of this is math.

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[-] ultra@feddit.ro 11 points 6 months ago

they did the meth right

[-] onlooker@lemmy.ml 11 points 6 months ago

I like how the OP's name was censored for their privacy, but not the name of the person responding. Also, what the hell are these people huffing?

[-] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago

When the marketing guy tries to do a job meant for the engineering department.

[-] ikidd@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago

Thanks for listening to my TedX talk, which I paid to present.

[-] Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 6 months ago

Honestly I had too many people insist that Tedx has any value

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[-] nohaybanda@hexbear.net 7 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Critical support for struggling academics trying to grift some brainless tech bro billionaire out of his money

Oops my bad I mess read who’s the phd and who’s the sentient clipart

[-] CPMSP@midwest.social 7 points 6 months ago

Ha! "Consultant / Technology Manager" -- pretty sure he's just working on the next buzzword buffet to justify his bloated comp package.

Oh well, gives me an excuse to link this Weird Al song that makes far more sense.

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[-] berkeleyblue@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

He should have let an AI proofread this…

[-] AdrianTheFrog@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago

It really reads like it was written by AI. I’ve never been to linkedin, maybe everyone talks like that there but it really sounds like it was written by ChatGPT

[-] Hupf@feddit.de 4 points 6 months ago

Both terms are linked by a blockchain.

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