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[–] insomniac_lemon@kbin.social 70 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Me watching a movie from 2 decades ago on a free site called gronkmooveesh.heh

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Just to ruin everyone's day with an idea of what a two-decade old movie is:

  • The Life Aquatic
  • Howl's Moving Castle
  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • Anchorman
  • Team America: World Police
  • The Incredibles
  • Saw
  • Kill Bill Vol. 2
  • Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
  • Collateral
  • Dodgeball
  • The Butterfly Effect
  • Shawn of the Dead
  • Ghost in the Shell 2: Innocence
  • Million Dollar Baby
  • The Aviator
  • The Terminal
  • Meet The Fockers
  • I, Robot
  • Steamboy
  • National Treasure

:)

[–] businessfish@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[–] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

Yeah, that tracks. That whole list feels like the 2000s

[–] Drinvictus@discuss.tchncs.de 46 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Is this some sort of Netflix joke that I'm too Stremio to understand?

[–] t_berium@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

Come on, don't be a party poober.

[–] Got_Bent@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

There are a bunch of free streaming services out there with names like Tubi, Pluto, Freevee, etc. All the stuff in OP kinda sounds like the actual channels.

[–] Prox@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Look at Mr. Money Bags out here with his $25 a month entertainment subscription!

[–] Drinvictus@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 years ago

Stremio is free to use. But I use it with real debrid which costs $3/month

[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 38 points 2 years ago (1 children)

In the UK it seems like we only have three channels these days:

  1. BBC iPlayer
  2. Channel 4 On Demand
  3. Piracy
[–] addie@feddit.uk 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You've missed out the shitfest that is ITV Player, which just adds injury to the insult that is their rugby coverage. Obviously I'd rather listen to your uninformed muppets blathering over a replay then actually see a line-out. Why do they get to broadcast half the 6N games?

its now itvX also how is stv player?

[–] lemonmelon@lemmy.world 33 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Is orcboxer on the Rick & Morty writing staff, or just auditioning?

[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago

Literally thought this sounds like it could be a quote from a Richard and Mortimer episode I've yet to see

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 32 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Time to fire up to poob toob and watch my favourite new show. It’s a gritty superhero show with a twist, the superhero’s are also all vampires. It’s called The Blooderites.

A poob original.

[–] Panurge987@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Plurals don't get apostrophes.

Keep up the good fight

[–] geekworking@lemmy.world 29 points 2 years ago

No problem. Amazon, Max, or someone else can solve this problem by selling you channels in bundles for a discount over buying them all separately.

We will call the new service Cable TV.

[–] hperrin@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I don’t have a Poob account. Can someone let me borrow their Poob?

[–] t_berium@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I learned the hard way not to hand out my Poob information.

[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

That was a Poob err.

[–] Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

My parrot ate the paper where I store my poob account. Moments after, he started repeating this strange sequence of words :

F / movies / z / dot / to

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] meleethecat@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago
[–] Wilzax@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Meanwhile Infinity train Season 4, available absolutely nowhere legally :(

[–] businessfish@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 years ago

nooo i just recently stopped thinking about that :(

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Couldnt be me 🏴‍☠️

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Too busy banging sharks

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I bet this meme is from a few years ago after qibi came out.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Poob causes feedback loops.

[–] FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago
[–] technohacker@programming.dev 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)
[–] jamhandy@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] technohacker@programming.dev 2 points 2 years ago
[–] unreachable@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world -2 points 2 years ago

Yeah... I kept waiting for this to get funny or at least have some kind of punchline. Nah just 20 varieties of "derp streaming names dumb"