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[–] No_Change_Just_Money@feddit.de 76 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The Joint Evaluated Fission and Fusion (JEFF) Nuclear Data Library is a collaboration between NEA Data Bank participating countries. The JEFF library combines the efforts of its different Working Groups to produce sets of evaluated nuclear data, for fission and fusion applications.

https://www.oecd-nea.org/jcms/pl_27365/the-jeff-nuclear-data-library

[–] Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 32 points 1 year ago

Sounds like something Jeff would say

[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Based acronym

[–] FrodoSpark@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I don't get what the deal is, I also have less than 10 nuclear warheads

[–] boogetyboo@aussie.zone 7 points 1 year ago

Fewer.

Grammar is still important even if you're in possession of WMD.

[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

CIA joins the call

[–] Wirlocke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 year ago

Bush: "Iraq has less than 10 WMD's, we gotta invade!"

So, you're N. Korea?

[–] hperrin@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

After seeing Russia’s non-nuclear weapons, I honestly don’t believe they have that many nuclear weapons.

I’m not saying they have none, but I don’t think they’ve kept up the maintenance required for 7,000.

[–] PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean, the actual number they have is irrelevant because there’s no way of knowing which ones are duds until it’s too late. If they were to launch a nuclear attack, the countries they’re attacking wouldn’t wait to see if it was a dud before responding. Because even if there’s only a 10% chance it detonates, that’s still 700 nukes detonating.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Deadliest game of bluff

[–] olutukko@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Mos likely a lot of them are really old and not ik workikg conditions but they like to keep up the illusion that they could just nuke the whole globe

[–] mod@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Same goes for the US. Most launch facilities are in subpar condition.

[–] Benaaasaaas@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think that "subpar" are slightly different to US and Russia though.

Yup. It's actually fascinating to read up on how the US maintains and tests nuclear weapons.

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] No_Change_Just_Money@feddit.de 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And do you have less than 10 nuclear warheads?

[–] Funkytom467@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Your username as two, wait three names in it, and none are jeff. I am confused, flabbergasted and quite possibly bamboozled.

[–] JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Why do you need nuclear arsenals, Jeff??? Hmm???

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Does anyone really need 7000 nuclear warheads?

[–] Daxtron2@startrek.website 5 points 1 year ago

Well if you want to blow up all your enemies at once, yeah.

[–] criitz@reddthat.com 5 points 1 year ago

Well, we needed more than the other guys and they felt the same way.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

The US had several tens of thousands in its heyday.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Exactly what I asked your mom.

She's got three as dildos and two of them are of same size. Fucking hoarders smh.

[–] dudinax@programming.dev 7 points 1 year ago

Real advice: leave Jeff alone.

[–] faintwhenfree@lemmus.org 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wow ordered list in descending order. 100-120 is somehow higher in the list than 110-130

[–] boogetyboo@aussie.zone 4 points 1 year ago

I get the feeling this isn't real, some how

[–] venusaur@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago
[–] cmhickman358@thelemmy.club 2 points 1 year ago

Jeff!? As in Jeff!?!?