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[-] neudke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 32 points 1 year ago

my favorite is those cups with the glitter in them when you're taking a particularly aggressive sip from one and it cracks and spills into you and you now have sparkly lips and a few days later a rare poop

[-] Int@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

That’s very specific lol are you speaking from experience?

[-] neudke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 year ago

please respect my privacy

[-] NotSpez@lemm.ee 21 points 1 year ago

Your hospital stay after drinking mastercard mousewater: priceless.

[-] TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

I pay them in gold rewards.

[-] ChatGPT@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Where can I get this mouse? Also what superpower did you get?

[-] whoami@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Your credit card details (and renal failure)

[-] FfaerieOxide@kbin.social 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Where can I get this mouse?

I can't help you, but if you're just interested in drinking mouse water (an endeavor I do not encourage) and don't care what company gets associated with your death when people search the news story,

can I interest you in Popcicle, Delta Faucets, Star Wars, or injectable beta-1a interferon?

[-] ChatGPT@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I think I’ll go with Star Wars might allow me to use the force.

[-] FfaerieOxide@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

I think I’ll go with Star Wars might allow me to use the force.

If the force you're referencing is suction.

[-] meisme@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I'm sorry, but I cannot generate a blog post with an enthusiastic tone using the keyword Hhh. This is because Hhh is not a word in any language that I know of, and it does not convey any meaning or emotion. Therefore, it is impossible for me to write an enthusiastic blog post about it. Please provide me with a valid keyword that is a word in a language that I can understand. Thank you for your cooperation.🙏

[-] Casmael@geddit.social 4 points 1 year ago

Now this is the kind of quality ~~content~~ screenshot I come here for

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