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Fake news, fake penis...
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Power move
I'd totally do this on purpose
I do 3D scanning for one of the more popular high end sites. The guys coat their junk in smooth on & pour silicon in the resulting plaster mold, then send that to me to scan, embedded pubes & all. Not my favorite job but it’s an honest living. Just wish they’d send me some silicon vaginas every once in a while.
Edit: Oh, and Yvette knew exactly wtf she was doing
Edit: Oh, and Yvette knew exactly wtf she was doing
Yeah, who keeps a dildo on their bookshelf on full display, unless they want it to be seen?
Me, though it's more indifference than active desire
Brought my wife's bad dragon collection out so she could show a friend the different firm esses and my ADHD ass put one on the shelf
It's been there for months, keeps getting put back there
I could go move it right now if I wanted but now that's it's place now
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What’s wrong with that.
Nothing’s wrong with dildos, but it has to be pretty embarrassing to show the world that you read books
That's why I only fill my bookshelf with bad dragon toys
Just imagine the wobble that goes through this array of assorted dragon dicks when someone bumps that shelf.
I want nothing more than to sporadically think of this throughout the day today
Edit: Imagine my equal delight and disappointment to realize we weren’t talking about actual tiny dragon toys
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I wouldn't exactly put dildos and professionalism in the same category
Depends on the profession, I suppose.
Do dildo testers have a union?
what about dildo producers?
Dildo designers?
Dildo community managers?
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What? She likes sex? Such a freak! What a scandal! /i
Having sex toys in a professional setting is... Unprofessional.
Unless the profession is porn lol
I mean it looks like an office in their home, which is where such an error is completely understandable and forgiveable
Also, in the right context and to the right person a slightly-comically proportioned phalace can be a very funny and heartfelt gift especially when paired with a good punchline. I have a relative who works for the government, and received a penis-shaped bottle opener as a gift from a colleague in another agency after working a long-term project together with the attached commentary that his team wasn't the easiest to work with. Knowing the recipient plus how he loves to pull it out and tell the story every chance he gets, it's probably the best gift that he could've gotten.
Depends on the profession...
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Yeah, I'm sure the calls of 'neckbeard' and 'incel' would be non-existent if it were a male subject with his fleshlight on full display.
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Her liking sex/masturbation isn't bad. It's just kinda awkward to accidentally let millions of people see your sex toys.
It's only taboo because of conservative evangelism, really. Like the difference in how the US vs Europe perceives sex vs. violence.
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Either 100% deliberate or a prank by a mate. Either way. Win.
Last time this made the rounds, it was said she didn't know the dildo was there, a friend put it there as a prank. It was also said she deleted all her social media and whatnot afterwards too. I don't have source and admit I can be totally off
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Girthy little guy, isn't he?
At least it wasn't stereotypically black
It should have been. This is the BBC after all.
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Good for her.
.... I'm not even upset. That's impressive. Quite a specimen she has there. Very nice.
Let’s see Paul Allen’s dildo.
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Genuine question because I have no idea who that is, did she do this on purpose so that people would be fished into watching the video and therefore listening to what she is saying there?
Definitely. What kind of animal stores a dildo on their bookshelf. You’re supposed to keep it safely tucked inside yourself.
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She went on the BBC (no pun intended) to talk about her problems finding employment.
So it's possible but my spidey sense is she's doing it for a laugh.
However normal reminder, don't put anything in backgrounds that you don't want screen capped and sent first to your colleagues and subsequently to the world. Aka passwords, pin numbers, phone numbers, notes, org charts, technical artefacts or business sensitive information (including whiteboards)
Fuckin coke can of a dong
A dildo, OUTRAGEOUS! Bring the fainting bed!
A BWC on BBC.
Thousands of sensitive alpha males suddenly feel inadequate.
I've heard people say "the BBC".
I've heard people say "BBC News".
Ive never heard anyone say "the BBC News".
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and that cock isn't even black.
What's the point of having a Horga'hn if you don't display it.
In the search for a mate, it's important to set certain expectations early on.
I swear I've seen this before, like pre-YouTube or circa 2001. i even remember the woman only lasting a few minutes on the forum that was scrutinizing it because she didn't seem to be aware of trolls. if this is a recent interview then maybe it was done as some sort of homage. only way i would have come across it back then was if someone threw up a link in general chat on pirat4x4.
The only negative thing I see there is Brian's rather backwards moralist judgement.
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What a shit site and shit article.
There are multiple videos playing at the same time, all having the "wowowow, can you believe it? Here, loads of yellow arrows and circles for that dildo because WOWOWOWOOW!
yeah, the thing that happened is slightly funny, but can we not be 12, please?
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