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[-] qisope@lemmy.world 52 points 10 months ago

given that the word 'pants ' sounds like a plural, perhaps we can assume each leg is an independent entity and deserves its own pair of pants. i chose left.

[-] fossphi@lemm.ee 28 points 10 months ago

Who are you, who is so wise in the ways of science?

[-] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago

"Yes, Sir. I would like to buy one pant!"

[-] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 8 points 10 months ago

This is how you say it in French. "Un Pantalon"

[-] moistclump@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

But we have “legs” and give each leg a pant. Therefore wouldn’t each pant also just have one pant?

[-] EvolvedTurtle@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago
[-] hperrin@lemmy.world 32 points 10 months ago

Pants have the same number of legs as people. This joke is getting absurd.

[-] solivine@sopuli.xyz 8 points 10 months ago
[-] hperrin@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago
[-] solivine@sopuli.xyz 7 points 10 months ago

It's a type of humour I suppose, I like absurd humour that makes fun of the concept

[-] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

So you're saying the one in the right then?

[-] fastandcurious@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Teachers: You should try do something productive in your free time

Me in my free time:

[-] grue@lemmy.world 26 points 10 months ago

The math teacher, who knows you're about to accidentally learn about recursion and series:

[-] fastandcurious@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Let’s use geometric progression to find how many rows we can create with a set of 200 pants!

[-] MBM@lemmings.world 1 points 10 months ago
[-] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago

Okay, which one of you wears pants on each leg?

[-] veroxii@aussie.zone 10 points 10 months ago

Asked my 10 year old. Definitely the right hand side. "Because on the left the pants are now shorts."

[-] ReverendIrreverence@lemmy.ml 10 points 10 months ago

Like on the right. Left side is wasteful and floppy

[-] Dave@lemmy.nz 6 points 10 months ago

I mean, the humans think it's cool to take perfectly good pants, tear holes in them until there are hardly any pants, and wear them like that. Maybe pants are even cooler?

[-] dimeslime@lemmy.ca 2 points 10 months ago

Do pants feel pain?

[-] ForestOrca@kbin.social 9 points 10 months ago

Eschew bifurcated clothing!!

[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Did the pants on the left split its legs down the middle?

[-] TehBamski@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

The right side makes the most sense to me.

[-] EvolvedTurtle@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Right Because the left would get significantly more difficult once you start adding more pants

[-] eltimablo@kbin.social 0 points 10 months ago

If a pants's pants wore pants, what would it look like?

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

I'm pretty sure the right is how people wear pants in the winter.

[-] connaisseur@feddit.de 2 points 10 months ago
[-] BlanK0@lemmy.ml 2 points 10 months ago

First one definitely 😂

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