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[–] python@lemmy.world 179 points 6 days ago (5 children)
[–] sundray@lemmus.org 77 points 5 days ago (1 children)

That kind of shit will get you visited by three ghosts.

[–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] Cavemanfreak@programming.dev 11 points 5 days ago

Seeing that one of them is from the future, that one's probably really hot. Just not in the way you'd prefer....

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[–] decolo@piefed.social 52 points 5 days ago

honk shoo mimimi swag

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 29 points 6 days ago
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[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 103 points 6 days ago (10 children)

Nevermind 4. I have concerns about 7.

[–] Makeitstop@lemmy.world 38 points 5 days ago

That's more of an answering the door kind of outfit.

[–] stsquad@lemmy.ml 31 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Have you never felt a ladies feet at night? Ice blocks.

[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 59 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)
[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 14 points 6 days ago
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[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 17 points 5 days ago

Imagine this... It's -10C outside, 4am so the solar batteries have drained and the heating stopped an hour ago. The winter duvet is amazing, but the bathroom is a tiled floor. By the time you're done peeing, even the socks are starting to get cool. You rush back into bed, carefully not slashing the warm duvet with your diamond nipples.

[–] Slayer@infosec.pub 12 points 5 days ago
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[–] RQG@lemmy.world 77 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Gormadt@slrpnk.net 12 points 5 days ago

Straight up, what's with this dayshift post?

I'm out here doing my shift at the Ball Crushing Factory while they're over there sleeping!

I haven't slept at night since I was a wee lad!

[–] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 39 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 5 days ago (3 children)

I often fall asleep fully clothed, sometimes because I'm in the van, it's winter and there's no heating.

Mostly because drugs

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[–] Enkrod@feddit.org 28 points 5 days ago

My Ex used to sleep wearing only an old shirt of mine. She's tiny, I'm huge, she wore it like a nightgown, one shoulder showing, hanging down to her knees.

And I loved her for it.

[–] butWhatIfiCan@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 days ago

has... has no one ever heard of pajamas? 🤯

(sssh, nobody tell this sub about onesies)

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 21 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Looks like Xavier's making it around lemmy today, and is still watching yt ads

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[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 32 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Y'all sleep with clothes on?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 22 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I'm naked as we speak. 🥂

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I often am when I'm on Lemmy.

Being naked is half the fun of being on Lemmy

[–] prostatitis@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago

Hello fellow #6.

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[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 24 points 5 days ago (5 children)

My dad went from #6 to #2 in just one easy house-fire.

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[–] Technus@lemmy.zip 27 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Kofi has clearly never had a girl sleep over at his place in nothing but one of his shirts.

[–] StoneStar@feddit.nl 14 points 5 days ago

Right? It's hands-down the sexiest one.

[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

How to tell someone has never had a woman sleep in their T-shirt as a nightie.

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[–] kepix@lemmy.world 20 points 5 days ago (4 children)

just had number 4 last two nights, highly recommended. this bear knows his shit.

[–] Janx@piefed.social 15 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Hi, Mr Duck!

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[–] JustPlainDave@lemmy.zip 14 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Who's the madman with just his socks on?

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[–] korazail@eviltoast.org 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

And there's my wife with the #1, but also a sweater. I don't know how she can feel that cold when she's that warm(I call her the furnace) and I can't even sleep under a blanket. Her body just wildly flings heat energy into the universe.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Patent that and start a business. She could be an entropy-ne'er.

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[–] Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago

Secret 8th option to wear whatever you happen to be wearing at the time minus shoes, as i did for 22 years of my life

[–] NGC2346@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)
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[–] forbiddencherry@lemmy.today 10 points 5 days ago

Missing option: onesie.

[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It will be 30 years in the future. The human behind Xavier would have died long ago. And that name and face will still be used...

[–] Sasquatch@lemmy.ml 4 points 4 days ago

Real OGs remember Pakalu Papito before Xavier stole their face

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Implying nobody sleeps with a shirt, pants, and socks.

The classic "can I crash on your couch" attire.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 9 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Everything besides 3 and 6 is psychopath behavior. Number 7 is straight up "maybe just a little bit of eugenics is ok" territory.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Some of us have feet that are always cold ok

[–] socsa@piefed.social 10 points 5 days ago

Right, and I'm not saying it should be illegal for you to pass on those genes, just maybe there should be a public list of 7s so the rest of us can make an informed decision about engaging with such degeneracy.

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[–] DonkeyStar@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

#7, spread eagle, in case the monster wants a lick.

[–] gegil@sopuli.xyz 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Being naked is the only right way to sleep. You can also wear socks if you extra kinky.

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