this post was submitted on 11 Oct 2026
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[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Its been 20+ years since I was in marching band and I can still smell it

[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 days ago

This is the first of these I’ve ever winced at.

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I can still hear the clicking bubble sound it made when it wasn't drained.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I remember when these actually had trombone spit. Now it's all filler.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Get the deluxe. The originals have been swapped out for a lesser recipe but the Classique and deluxe still use the original recipe

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

inhales

as a one time brass player, it's condensation not spit

Thank you for your attention.

[–] agent_nycto@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This is spit trombones themselves produce

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

May whoever made this meme get some skin stuck in a zipper while stubbing their toe.

[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago (4 children)

These are memes not shitposts.

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 14 points 3 days ago
[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Some shit posts are memes and online communities have the tendency to coverge to a place fore memes.

What do you want in this community instead?

[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

I like shitposts in shitposts. Memes in memes. Shitposts that are memes can be in both. This isn't it.

[–] gastroglizzy@piefed.social 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

But is this?

[–] agent_nycto@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago