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Gunning for a position in the FBI I see?

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[–] BeanisBrain@hexbear.net 2 points 57 minutes ago

I've noticed that those two things often seem to go together, and I'm not surprised. The commonality is that neither children nor animals can be genuine partners, only victims of exploitation.

[–] shath@hexbear.net 6 points 4 hours ago
[–] Sneakytrickyyy@hexbear.net 5 points 5 hours ago

Yeah not surprising, he looks like a hamster getting microwaved

tate-fear

[–] CredibleBattery@hexbear.net 23 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

i didn't know he was a fan of funny-clown-hammer ! you're telling me this just now?

[–] tonyn@lemmy.ml 60 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

At least he can still work for the FBI

[–] deforestgump@hexbear.net 49 points 14 hours ago

Maybe he already does wowee

sometimes it's the people you most suspect.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 45 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (2 children)

If you're thinking about hitting the spoiler button on posts in this thread, think again

[–] moth@anarchist.nexus 13 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

some of them aren't even behind spoilers

[–] Drewfro66@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

Based on this comment I was expecting video, disappointed. Wanted to see some eels

[–] Kefla@hexbear.net 15 points 8 hours ago

Can I clarify that you're telling the world you wanted to watch bestiality porn

Why would you write this comment

[–] diamath@hexbear.net 9 points 7 hours ago
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 19 points 8 hours ago

Bit of an off comment tbqh

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 26 points 14 hours ago

Well, if nothing else, I can take comfort that if someone accuses me of having bestiality porn, no one would feel compelled to post: surprised-pikasurprised-pika-messed-up surprised-pika

[–] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 30 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Monkey's Paw curling on my "weird how there was nothing about bestiality in The Epstein Files" take

[–] limer@lemmy.ml 41 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

In my opinion, the Epstein files only show the most vanilla of that class’s depravities.

People panic over them, not because of what’s in the reports; but questions arising from them.

The absence of bestiality and other common deviances are a big clue about how sanitized the reports and investigations are

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 20 points 13 hours ago

100%

No way what's been released has all the names either

[–] free_casc@hexbear.net 10 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

I'm not really an epstein files expert, but isnt there something about cannibalism or is that an exaggerated rumor?

[–] Abracadaniel@hexbear.net 13 points 8 hours ago

It's an unsubstantiated claim by an unconnected rando, there's no reason to believe it. Every indication is that Epstein was very vanilla and only liked girls.

[–] limer@lemmy.ml 11 points 12 hours ago

I’m not an expert, I read the posts only, and I remember something about that; but there are only a few mentions of murder.

Probably, Epstein was only one service provider, of many

[–] communism@lemmy.ml 30 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Eels, though? Seems hard to sexualise but idk

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 33 points 15 hours ago

You sweet innocent child

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 36 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (4 children)

CW Discussion of Bestiality - very sick stuff

spoilerThe Eels are inserted into the vagina alive and then wiggle around


[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 32 points 15 hours ago

waltuh live estradoll reaction

[–] Euergetes@hexbear.net 36 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 31 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

I was a young teen on 4chan and saw some things I probably shouldnt have seen ...(mostly gore.....lots of gore)

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 23 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Feague:

feague (third-person singular simple present feagues, present participle feaguing, simple past and past participle feagued)

To increase the liveliness of a horse by inserting an irritant, such as a piece of peeled raw ginger or a live eel, in its anus.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 43 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Can you fucking humans NOT be weird around horses for FIVE FUCKING MINUTES?

[–] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 12 points 8 hours ago

That was an old fashioned type of fraud by horse salesmen, where they'd make a lethargic or sick horse seem more active and energetic to sell it for more money.

[–] SNAFU@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

How else will Jimmy Jones in Bumfuck nowhere, Kansas get his dick wet?!?!? Have some mercy!! Lol

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 17 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

eh this smacks of being shitty towards the poor, rich fucks are also freaks too

[–] SNAFU@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Obviously, but I've only ever heard of such a 'thing' happening in the middle of nowhere, like the Midwest. Like Mr. hands, though that was in a small ass little town in Washington State. Regardless of even class, they're still the strangest most fucked up of weirdos; just that you can get away with it if you're anything bourgeois. Did not intend for it to be poor shaming or something

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 16 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

also said rich fucks are the ones with the wealth to own land for horses so this really is more their domain

Was... Was Mr. Hands bourgeois? de-rhetoric

[–] Moomoo_Milk@hexbear.net 15 points 15 hours ago

Nopenopenopenopenopenope

Gonna go log out now.

[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 27 points 15 hours ago

who could have known

Vaush is that you?