This reads like some very iffy fan fiction.

Religion is a mental illness

Gabe Poirot was riding an electric skateboard at around 30 miles per hour without a helmet in October 2021 when he hit a small bump in the road and flipped backwards, landing directly on his head.

The impact cracked the then 20-year-old’s skull, causing a traumatic brain injury.

It's kind of tragic how badly a TBI can mess up someone's life, especially at such a young age.

Fox News interviews brain damaged man suffering from delusions

Ah, if Jesus was born in the stable, makes sense he grew up as a horse. Or perhaps as a camel, trying to go through the eye of a needle.

The bigger story is that Fox put this guy on air and acted like there was some legitimacy to it. The guy himself at least has an excuse for acting brain dead. What's the excuse for the viewers?

Huh, guess the Koreans are the ones with the correct depiction then. Go figure.

The impact cracked the then 20-year-old’s skull, causing a traumatic brain injury.

Fox News is like, "brain damage?! Bring him on!!"

Seriously, how dumb are Americans? It astounds me daily for some reason. How convenient that "heaven" is just like that fantasy novel that you've internalized and convinced yourself is actual history? I'll file this with the people that have conversations with god

Good thing he took a picture...

Well somebody is suppressing their sexuality.

Erm, what the yaoi fanfic?

Gabe added that ‘in America, Jesus has been misrepresented. And there are so many cultural things that present him as if he’s some tolerant guy.’

🤦

Hats off to the headline writer. I lol’d

Sounds homoerotic, but OK.

Maybe "heaven" was spending 18 days with a Latin American lover called Jesus.

The impact cracked the then 20-year-old’s skull, causing a traumatic brain injury

Sounds about right

Goddamn even The Onion can't do shit this stupid, and they're actively trying. Fox News is like a well funded version of those little magazines at the checkout line that talk about aliens and the anti-aging miracles of an uncooked eggyolk and beef tallow only diet.

USA?

guy with mental illness having hallucinations is taken seriously

USA

My mom for a while believed a TV evangelist for a while, I'll always remember his shit name. Jesse Duplanis. Told everyone he went to heaven and met Jesus on a deathbed experience before being "sent back to preach the good book". Of course it was the abundance gospel of he just happened to have a private jet and multiple mansions.

My gullible naive mother sent him money when she was most destitute thinking he knew how to make things better. At one point it was a full tithe, 10% of her income. I hope he rots in the ground.

Then jesus put his 2ft horse cock in his mouth so he could swallow the sins of man.

If I tell anyone that I spent time with Jesus they wouldn't believe me.

Why do they believe this guy??? What's he got??? Souvenirs?

Mentally ill man says gay shit on fox news. Just another day at fox.

Jules: You read the Bible, Brett?

Brett: Yes.

Jules: Well, there's this passage I got memorized, sorta fits the occasion. Ezekiel 23:20:

There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

Then he woke up on sticky sheets.

“Liar claims lies”

Fixed the headline, it’s no longer news

Why did he get a platform lol

Was never much of a Ford fan, so…. This is disappointing. Was really hoping he would be a Camaro, or even an import.

He must be Dothraki. He met "the stallion who mounts the world".

I bet he can also describe in detail how hung the Mustang was.

When I went to heaven it was all hookers and blacjack

Unironically this account makes just as much sense as every stupid religion on this planet.

How much cum would he need to swallow to taste the testosterone?

Will you guys just admit you wanna get railed by white Jesus? It's fine. He's a very attractive if historically inaccurate man.