this post was submitted on 05 Oct 2026
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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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Nope, not again This monkey learns

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I give to you in exchange for banana.

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[โ€“] TheShamMirrors@lemmy.today 8 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[โ€“] RFKJrsBrainworm@sh.itjust.works 10 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Goddamnit..... fair enough

[โ€“] Godric@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago

Hey, tell RFK I want some bearsteaks next time he has a spare one to leave around the park

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[โ€“] knotRyder@lemmy.ca 4 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

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[โ€“] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Fuck, I heard his voice in my head for the first time in years and now my bones hurt.

[โ€“] snoons@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 hour ago

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[โ€“] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 21 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Joke's on you, I know that Lemmy does not display thumbnails for videos!

[โ€“] Godric@lemmy.world 7 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[โ€“] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 9 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

It's too peopley outside...

[โ€“] snoons@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 hour ago

I too prefer my outside with blood rain.

[โ€“] gatitaQwQ@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago

I thought it was a lame prank video. -_-

[โ€“] Jarix@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago
[โ€“] BigBenis@lemmy.world 13 points 16 hours ago

This one's on me. I've been around here long enough to have known better.

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I knew it wouldn't work but I pressed nevertheless, what does that make me?

[โ€“] Godric@lemmy.world 6 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Avicenna@programming.dev 4 points 15 hours ago

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