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She won’t let me hold hers
Just do it in a safe place like the shower. Then she can have fun, no mess, while you can enjoy soapy tiddies.
It’s called obsession because of the abscesses I have from bearing it to this photo
I've definitely not been there.
I let her hold it once, and I never heard a complaint about aim ever again. Shit's not as easy as they thought!
Fucking fire hose man.
i just wanna know if I could aim it better
Why do women think they could aim it better than us, we've had a lifetime of practice! Gents, just sit down at home, it's better anyway.
This is the way. No piss splatter swamp around the toilet.
Look, I’ll be polite and sit to pee when I’m visiting people or using my roommate’s toilet, but in return I’m going to stand when I use my own, and I don’t care if there’s a little splashback or what-have-you. I’m the one keeping it clean, so I can let it get a little unclean with my casual, comfortable personal relief!
but what if I'm a prodigy, like when the main character in the isekai is better at the universe's magic than people who have been studying and living with it for years?
Look, that's what the shower is for. One can hold it and try to aim as much as they want, and meanwhile other things can get soapy.
We all know there are only two types of people in the world, those that have peed in the shower, and liars.
How is it better?
This is just a me thing, but I can get pretty light headed when I first wake up or the middle of the night and have fainted while peeing multiple times. I once 'came to' in the bathtub cause I tipped over instead of crumbling down.
Everyone else's points are really just bonuses on not hitting my head on the bathtub and dying.
Not missing.... Its more relaxing. It's surprising how often I realise I'm holding a poo as well. I dunno, it's just better!
it helps relax the pelvic muscles, which helps to fully empty the bladder in general but especially for those with prostate issues. also apparently helps prevent kidney stones somehow
You can play Gameboy^TM^ while you pee
Ever had that "oh I kinda want to poop as well"? Or ever wanted to scroll Lemmy while peeing?
Too shy sorry
It's not even soapy, why would ahe want to?
Why isn't it soapy though?
It is a little bit, we have soft water and I used too much soap. It's hard to rinse off.
Heh. Get it?
Mine always wants to spread my cheeks for me when going number 2
Many hands make light work.
If she really your girlfriend if she doesn't bear hug you from behind while holding your dick as you piss?
True love is dead frfr
So that's a two-armed bear hug, right?
