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[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

How about a living wage and time off?

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 62 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"Ok, I'm gonna go on my wank break."

takes nap instead, they'll never know!

[–] lolrightythen@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] evidences@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

Yeah it's a half hour break, once I finish I still can squeeze in a 29 minute nap.

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Dont worry, you can use the communal fleshlight. Be sure to wash it when you're done!

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I don’t remember the exact company, but it was for a porn site, so not as crazy as it sounds.

I don't know if that would make my job easier if that were my profession.

[–] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

How do you expect me to get into the mood, have a fully satisfying experience, and clean up in just 30 minutes?!?

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 10 points 1 day ago

what ? i'd still have 29 minutes

[–] gnuplusmatt@reddthat.com 14 points 2 days ago

Wife works from home, relatively certain this is her standard lunch break

[–] Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago

Worker class must unite and give a helping hand to the comrade on the right!

[–] dudeface@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I have known people at facebook and google, their nap pods have tissues and lotion in them

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

where else will they jerk off to all the cp on their platform?

The lady in the pictures face. 😂 She seems to approve of this policy.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] tabris@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

If I didn't see this posted here, was going to post it myself.

[–] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 4 points 1 day ago

Isn't this what everyone means by "bio break"?

You just can't do the hand motion in the air when you say bio break or you go to HR

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 days ago

What if I'm empty? No productivity then

I already do this, I don't need no stinkin policy.

[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Okay, but... what is the thumbnail?

[–] the_flying_pig@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I do not know. Perhaps I don't want to know.

[–] the_flying_pig@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I don't know either :(