Fucks sake Chippy you see what you started?
this post was submitted on 01 Oct 2026
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My problem is that she's naked and clinging to me when my alarm goes off. Not only do I have to leave the warm bed, I have to force myself to pry off a beautiful naked woman who doesn't want me to leave…
But she's sleeping peacefully so I smile and close the door quietly hoping she'll wake up feeling refreshed and well-rested.
Ew, a decent and good human being
He also locked the door, because he is a XVII c. Russian nobel imprissioned on a modern western body
He also sprinkles a little salt in the corner, because he is passively being possesed by an MM y.a. Samaritan
This is why I don't live with my sister snymore
This is why I live with this guy's sister now.
I also choose this guy’s dead wife
*can't, according to the restraining order.
Roll tide
POV: You don’t know what a POV meme is.
POV: Commenter wanted Goofy wife porn and gets the wrong perspective.
POV: When your partner is leaving for work but you are sleeping with your legs open and a titty hanging out
POV: ...you are sleeping...
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Who the fuck downvotes this? Is it the your/you're?
It's not POV
I'm doing it just to irritate you.
*You're. Also, sounds like a 14 year old wrote this.
I honestly wouldn't even have come up with this scenario at that age, had to have it actually happen
*Yrou'e
it's like reading fingernail chalkboard sounds.
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