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[–] Bongles@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The ones we're supposedly running out of?

[–] yogthos@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 day ago

that might be the least absurd part of the whole thing

[–] dRLY@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 1 day ago

Almost wish Xi did call the bluff and inquire more to see how fast Trump would back-peddle. If Trump actually did start to move forward, then we get to see how fast it get blocked by laws that list China as one of the foreign adversaries. Which could a least be fun to see the major right-wing media outlets either condemn him or trip over themselves to claim how amazing it is. Maybe see how willing his own people in the military/SCOTUS/congress are to coup over treason.

But I imagine that it would quickly turn into requirement exempting any sale to immediate declaration of Taiwan as not part of China (and other non-starters). Which would then be fuel for right-wing media and politicians to hoist Trump higher for being a "deal maker" and the "un-willing to play ball" CeeCeePee if they declined. So not worth it outside of this random instance of Trump rambling while hosting Xi.

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

... God he's just so stupid. Like I know abstractly he's an idiot fascist, but then shit like this drops and it's just getting beat over the head with how damn stupid he is. Fucking hell.

[–] eldavi@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago

i bet that there's some historical and silly diplomatic dance that you have to do when it comes to this question.

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Presumably his answer was "We don't need more overpriced crap we can't service ourselves, we already have Apple"

David Perdue told Fox News on Sunday: “President Trump continues to say, hey, we sell arms to other people around the world."

I think 3 or 4 presidencies from now Donald will manage to determine from first principles that the US "rules based order" is a protection racket.