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Mine was "Magic" by Olivia Newton John. Sounds like it set the mood just fine.

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[–] noxypaws@pawb.social 2 points 1 day ago

the make and model of my first car was Paula Abdul

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Forget number 1s, what was your mother's maiden name?

[–] Nounka@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

No... Your first pet name

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

JonesJohnsonSmith

[–] LazyGit@feddit.org 2 points 1 day ago

All you need is love - Beatles

[–] zerofcx@lemmy.dbzer0.com 48 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Idk how you Rick Rolled me with a stupid meme, but well done.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 20 points 3 days ago

Holly shit. I won the internet lottery! Or maybe you did? I dunno.

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 50 points 3 days ago (16 children)

Don't count back 9 months btw, count 40 weeks.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 40 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Bold of you to assume I can count that high. i’ve been 39 for I don’t know how many years

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[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago
[–] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 28 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Dunno about 9 months before but when I was born 'No Limit' by 2Unlimited was #1, and when my wife was born it was the Smurfs's cover of that song.

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[–] TheArtfulLlama@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Listen to Your Heart - Roxette

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 1 points 2 days ago

Love that song

[–] justcallmelarry@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 3 days ago (4 children)

ITT: people doxing themselves

[–] TimboSlice@discuss.online 12 points 3 days ago

Oh no, someone can figure out when my Birthday kinda is!

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[–] korthrun@piefed.social 14 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Nice phishing question though.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 7 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Specifically chose this to avoid phishing options.

#1 songs often spend weeks as #1. Mine spent 5 weeks up there. Call my bank and tell them my DOB is a range of 5-6 weeks and see how for you get. Especially since pregnancies are 40 weeks. I even know mine was 41. That's not 9 months. Lots of rounding here intentionally to protect people.

[–] noxypaws@pawb.social 1 points 1 day ago

If you don't think a date range of 6 weeks can't be used to further identify a person, please rethink that assumption.

[–] Magnum@infosec.pub 6 points 2 days ago

So only 35 guesses instead of 7000 - 20000

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[–] Xyphius@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago

Maneater by Hall & Oates

[–] SpikedIguana@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

I'll make love to you -Boyz2Men

[–] LiarAmongAll@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago

🎶It must have been love, BUT ITS OVER NOWW! 🎶

[–] Draegur@lemmy.zip 18 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

... oh. huh. yyyeah i see there are indeed a number of my father's favorite songs here ._.

Jump - Van Halen
Bruce Springsteen - Dancing in the Dark
Yes - Owner of a Lonely Heart
Against All Odds - Phil Collins
Tina Turner - What's Love Got To Do With It

He used to sing along with these while driving or doing stuff around the house...

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago (2 children)

He used to sing along with these while driving or doing stuff around the house…

That he did! I'm stuff

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[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 18 points 3 days ago (2 children)

"Valse in F-sharp minor, Op. 40, No." by Tchaikovsky

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 19 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I lived through the '60s. Here's me on my way to wood insturment stock.

[–] tacosanonymous@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You look like you’re about to call someone “dumbass.”

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[–] Magnum@infosec.pub 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)
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[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago
[–] CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (9 children)

Is this another one of those data mining tricks? Nice try. I'm not giving a bunch of Internet strangers any hints what month & year I was born. What's your next post gonna be? Correlate this list of quirky words with each digit of your social security number to find your band name?

  1. Symbiotic
  2. Patriotic
  3. Spasmodic
  4. Rapscallions
  5. Pescatarian
  6. Octogenarians
  7. Scapegoats
  8. Landsharks
  9. Slimeballs

(zero.) Juggernaut

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[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Thanks for the song recommendation, I found a banger with my date.

[–] oozynozh@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago
[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 7 points 2 days ago

Escape (The Piña Colada Song)

...yeah

[–] Dr_Fetus_Jackson@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The number one song around the time I was conceived was the "Theme from Shaft".

You're damn right it was...

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[–] ccunix@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Mull of Kintyre by Wings

My parents had 0 interest in any music that was not out of the West End though, so I doubt it was a factor.

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[–] Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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Uptown funk bruno mars

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