cue The Shining scene where blood flows out an elevator except it's piss from a toilet
this post was submitted on 25 Sep 2026
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"Come piss with us, Danny. Forever. And ever. And ever..."
We all float down here
Riddle us this, answer in truth to piss
I know that tuxedo cat look. It's "I'm going to sit somewhere unbelievably inconvenient until you feed me." If you're needing a third one, this one will be your new best friend in exchange for a handful of biscuits, and in fact you will never be rid of the little freeloader ever again.
Why is it so judgemental 😭
What are they guarding? A speaker?
Thats the fart speaker
Never seen mine sitting out on the toilet, but they do love to storm in to yell about me sitting on the toilet.
They gotta make sure you're safe while you pee
“Don’t strain to much, dad. You’ll hurt yourself.”
My cat Wolfie, he'd push the door open and come in and watch me sit on the toilet, meow, then leave.
Sometimes my boy cat will come poop in solidarity with me cuz one of their litter boxes is in there.