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[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

That just sounds like idolatry with extra steps

[–] manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Uhoh! You've used up all your confession tokens! Tap here to buy more ChristCoins, save your soul today! God bless America!

[–] Windex007@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

That really Martins my Luthor

[–] eldavi@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago

the evangelicals are going to hate the competition. lol

[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

It gets worse. I read that they charge an extra fee to talk to the devil. LOL.

[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Little off topic, but there's a church near me that offers drive-through prayer. I'm not even sure how that works.

[–] geneva_convenience@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 day ago

They're calling it the most American prayer ever

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Definitely sacrilegious for Catholics and Eastern Orthodox

[–] egrets@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

You'd think so, but a Catholic church in Lucerne installed an AI Jesus in a confession booth.

[–] omgboom@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

AI is the ultimate idol. A god made with their own hands that they will put before all else.

[–] Die4Ever@retrolemmy.com 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

You will soon have your god, and you will make it with your own hands.

[–] roserose56@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

Bro, I like they write a title about all churches, and yet it will be only one.

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Why wouldn't they just make it an AI priest to speak with? Still another awful use of AI, but less sacrilegious

[–] davel@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

George Lukas of all people called it in 1971. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=U0YkPnwoYyE

[–] MaxLemminist@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They can't diddle kids, that's a real advantage they have over the classic ones

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

There's still somebody running that AI. They've created a new role like a priest, except you never see his face. Unless he wants you to.

[–] RiverRock@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago

I bet this is going to cause a statistically significant uptick in family annihilations

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago

Hell really is other people

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Wait, can confessors always have Jesus in their booth? I thought those were usually priests. Is that an upgrade option?

[–] Kanda@reddthat.com 1 points 1 day ago

And today on Stupid AI Shit, we're outsourcing Jesus