this post was submitted on 20 Sep 2026
609 points (99.0% liked)

Microblog Memes

12171 readers
3784 users here now

A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

RELATED COMMUNITIES:

founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 34 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] IzzyScissor@lemmy.world 3 points 31 minutes ago

"Found in translation"

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 minutes ago

In japan don't you just get jouzu'd for any less than native equivalency and/or for looking too gaijin

[–] farmgineer@nord.pub 9 points 2 hours ago

In Japan, if you use a word wrong, people will almost certainly not tell you so as not to embarrass you unless your mistake is sufficiently more embarrassing or insulting.

[–] zib@lemmy.world 37 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Can confirm, this is basically how it goes in Texas. Almost a decade ago, my best friend and I were browsing this little hole in the wall shop in central TX run by an elderly Japanese couple. They got to chatting with us and at one point, said we were "forever friends". I've been using that phrase to describe us ever since.

[–] BrickEater@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Asahi Imports?

[–] button_masher@lemmy.ml 10 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

One phrase I have eaten from Joe Abercrombie for anything eloquenty put is simply "those were good words". Even simple words hit hard when meant sincerely.

Would recommend the book series (First Law trilogy)!

[–] BrambinagStoneboots@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

You've got to be realistic.

Say one thing for Logen Ninefingers, say he's a linguist.

[–] bitteroldcoot@piefed.social 142 points 6 hours ago (3 children)

One nice thing about English, it will lexical borrow from you in an instant.

We just love new ways to say old boring stuff.

[–] queerlilhayseed@piefed.blahaj.zone 10 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I love the silly things we say!
They mean a slightly different way
but still connect to things I know
and make the silly language grow.

[–] Snailpope@lemmy.world 77 points 6 hours ago (6 children)

I have been saying it for years, English is a very informal and open language, have fun with it. Sky water is not technically a wrong way to refer to rain, liquid laundry soup is absolutely a sauce for your laundry, dish bricks, day star, the list goes on

[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I remember an interview with Lisa Kudrow in which she described her French boyfriend's failure to remember the English word for toes, and said they were foot fingers.

English: if the people you're talking to understand what you're saying, you're ok. Even if the people you're talking to don't understand what you're saying, you're still ok. Just be fancy with your words, and everyone will like it.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 hours ago

I knew someone who used the term "bird leaves" which I find hilarious.

[–] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 59 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I think this is one of the reasons why English (or it's descendants) will forever be the international language of trade. If it's not your first language, it's damn difficult to make yourself sound like a native speaker, but it's damn easy to make yourself understood.

[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 7 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

On the flip side, a lot of other languages have retained structures which require a detailed knowing of grammar in part because they haven't needed to be learned by amateurs.

[–] decolo@piefed.social 26 points 5 hours ago

Mate we're all amateurs here. Unless you are being paid to learn languages

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Whereas English has adopted so many idioms from other languages with different grammar that we're entirely comfortable with the exotic phrasing, or if it's ambiguous we make puns and/or poetry from it.

[–] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

True, though I would personally count that as a bad thing. Purity of language, to me is irrelevant. That opinion may be coloured by the fact that I'm a native English speaker, and there hasn't been anything resembling purity in this language for thousands of years. To me, the point of language is open communication. Any impediment to that is a negative.

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 5 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (2 children)

I lik your way of doyng byzness

[–] protist@retrofed.com 11 points 4 hours ago

They're talking about English, not Welsh

[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 hours ago

Here he is, fuckin get em

[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 12 points 5 hours ago

Laundry soup, yumm

[–] Venator@lemmy.nz 2 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (2 children)

Not sure what a dish brick is, but yeah, the others make sense 👍

Edit: just figured it out: it's a Lego piece shaped like a dish

[–] carpelbridgesyndrome@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Venator@lemmy.nz 1 points 1 hour ago

Could also be a brick that's designated for smashing dishes.

[–] Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus 1 points 3 hours ago

I'd say it's a plate

[–] YurkshireLad@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 hours ago

My kid calls them “nose holes”.

[–] Okokimup@lemmy.world 18 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I love how wholesome this is.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 9 points 5 hours ago

Just don't dig into the history of the account.

[–] DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 hours ago

And thus how many English words were created.

[–] Ertain@feddit.online 1 points 5 hours ago

I've been talking like that for years. So instead of saying, "Dallas' blue bonnets", you could say, "The blue bonnets of Dallas".