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Fucking incredible post
thanks! :D
Amazing, to the point and highly educational.
Damn guess I'm a dog
Lmao. Who's left over? 
Aka the most boring people in the world
Communism 🧲 Basically fucking everyone
Does this mean communists might actually have a point? No no, it's those damn ********.
So called "oppressed" people
Oppression doesn't actually exist sweaty
Oppression primarily impacts rich white men who have to play video games with black and gay characters
"college students who do drugs" is where I realized this is 100% a bit. It has to be nobody would ever put that seriously on anything
nah there's absolutely people out there who differentiate "dirtbag" college kids from good wholesome young men and women who go to religious colleges like BYU and focus on their studies (ofc majoring in "practical" things like engineering or business or pre-med)
Drugs only bad if college students do them. Hedge fund managers? Totally fine.
Microdosing LSD so you never pierce the veil and realize the rat race of capitalism has you by the throat
lol - Macrodosing cocaine so you can push on through a tough day of record profits from arms dealing.
serious question though, do you think micro-dosing would be more or less likely to enable someone to see through their capitalist reality?
macrodosing cocaine 
macrodosing macroplastics 
I just call them Haramdosing and Halaldosing, it takes the guesswork out of life.
I literally don't know anymore because the dipshit chuds are pretty earnest about being wrong about everything as well as cringe.
Tbf I think the use of the phrase "minorities in ghettos" gives it away more. While the term has entered American terminology to refer to low-income urban/suburban communities, phrase "minorities in ghettos" leads me to think the person knows of it's wider definition which a conservative likely wouldn't.
Where is the party in opposition that has not been decried as communistic by its opponents in power? Where is the opposition that has not hurled back the branding reproach of communism, against the more advanced opposition parties, as well as against its reactionary adversaries?
"Delusional Unemployed"
Yes, of course. Wanting guaranteed employment when you are chronically unemployed whilst living in a darwinist economic system is surely delusional.
Delusional unemployed presumably means the OP or their family was unemployed but they're making a distinction because they're one of the good ones
capitalism [magnet] billionaire pedophiles
how many did you all get? i got 6 if i accept the "delusional" label
I am delusional (literally, clinically) but that has nothing to do with my love for communism!
I also got 6
Only 4 😵💫 How can I be more ferromagnetic to communism!