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[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

there is true teleportation, dimensional teleporting(in TNG there was one race that had it, but it damages them permanently) but federation never had that kind of technology. which doesnt "disitengrate you"

[–] spacegoat@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

You mean I don’t have to be conscious anymore? And that a con?

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

I mean every other thing in life is now just a digital representation of life, why not life. Ascend us damn it.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 31 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

I always liked the idea of teleporters that are just wormhole pairs.

If you want to travel from New York to Paris you have to first go to your local wormhole station, walk through that and be taken to the central station for all US wormholes, walk over to the international portal and be taken to the global interface station, which would be located wherever the electricity is cheapest so probably somewhere in Iceland, then you walk over to the French national station, and be taken to some facility in France, and then from there walk over to the Paris wormhole.

All wormholes are 20 m across by standard allowing cargo containers to transport through, with the Americans have made system unnecessarily complicated by standardizing their wormholes to 2.5 giraffe widths.

[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

You would like Peter F. Hamilton's Commonwealth saga.

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[–] plyth@feddit.org 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

i am not touching that devil's elevator as long as i live.

So does everybody else.

[–] AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net 47 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I would be the guy who says, "Open-source teleporters only."

I ain't risking having myself modified surreptitiously. 😑

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 31 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

uses teleporter

is inexplicably desperate to try the New Improved Coca Cola

[–] AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net 6 points 2 days ago

In that case if you're a union leader, you just get deleted

[–] phx@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (5 children)

But if they were open source they'd have the worst name possibly, and possibly an equally awful UI.

I guess we can be glad that "the GIMP" is taken so nobody will reuse that for a future FOSSeporter

[–] notabot@piefed.social 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)
  • Bob's Alternate Teleport Engine - A reimplementation of the standard protocol.
  • Ben's Unified Teleporter Template Placed Largely Under Ground - You do need to dig a big hole, but the result is very neat, with just the teleport pad and controls showing.
  • Complex Linear Indoor Teleporter - Works like a corridor, letting you just walk from one building to another.
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[–] AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The first one wouldn't have a ui, it'd be a Unix-style command, probably called tsck, or killu or something.

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[–] TechLich@lemmy.world 29 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

Everyone always focuses on the Ship of Theseus or the existential parts of this, but the societal impacts would be crazy.

Millions of people teleporting to the most beautiful places on earth and wrecking them, highways and boring parts of cities abandoned, mass death of people teleporting into a crush crowd at Mecca, landmarks toppled under the weight of teleporting tourists and bosses teleporting into your house for a "work from home" meeting, weapons and bombs being teleported into war zones...

Things would eventually find a new normal and teleporting food and resources around would remove the need for ships and trucks, you could explore the world much more easily and there would be lots of science to do in hard to reach places, marine biologists would have a field day exploring the deep ocean, doctors could teleport cancer cells out of patients, space agencies teleport probes, bases and astronauts to the moon and around the solar system...

Like it would be such a huge upheaval with so many implications. It's interesting that people really fixate on the "would I die though? What does dying even mean if I'm still around?" part, even though I think that's maybe the least interesting thing. I guess it taps into a very primal survival instinct?

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Can I just teleport the poop out of my colon and the piss out of my balls, so I don't have to get up to go to the bathroom?

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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

There are a couple old sci fi stories that feature "time tourism", where they have to stop sending people to popular events like the crucifixion of Jesus because they're getting overcrowded. Robert Silverberg's novel Up the Line and Garry Kilworth's Let's Go to Golgotha! In one of them the time travelers vastly outnumber the locals, and swing the vote to release one of the thieves instead of Jesus, because that's what the travelers think they're supposed to do.

[–] OctopusNemeses@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

There's a book where people have figured out teleportation so they have to hide women to prevent kidnappings.

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[–] _NetNomad@fedia.io 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

y'know, it is interesting how fear of teleporters is handled but never stigma against teleportees. this hypothetical star trek grandparent is very understanding, but in the early days of the technology i can imagine many people wouldn't be

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

Remember Enterprise (the show), and how the Teleporter was only for cargo due to its newness as a technology?.. but one episode they used it on people for an emergency and ended up with debris stuck in their bodies upon rematerialization?

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[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

Conspiracy theorists would have a field day

[–] JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca 88 points 3 days ago (13 children)

Damn, I was going to ship of Theseus you about the cells in your body replacing themselves constantly, but apparently our brain neurons last a lifetime.

Now I don't think I would ever use a teleporter, either. Shit.

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[–] brownsugga@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (5 children)

The universe is a hologram, and our physical brain is just an antenna tuned to the higher dimension of consciousness. Your consciousness exists separately to your body, so if the transporter builds an exact copy of your body (and brain) you will just tune back in to your same consciousness when you're done transporting.

[–] tquid@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

What if the transporter makes an exact copy without destroying the original?

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[–] gwl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 days ago (3 children)

What drugs aren't you on? And can I come along?

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[–] Tetragrade@leminal.space 3 points 1 day ago

The universe is a poop and our physical brain is just a toilet plumped into the higher dimension of consciousness. Your consciousness sits inside of your body like diarrhea in a butt, so if the transporter flushes your consciousness down the doodoo shit pipe, you'll just fill it up again like toilet water.

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[–] Jarix@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Murdock? That you Reg?

[–] frazw@lemmy.world 51 points 3 days ago (21 children)

A distinction between a teleporter and a transporter...

To teleport implies the original matter is instantly moved from one place to another so there would be no destruction and reconstituted copy. A wormhole would seem to be the only realistic way that could be achieved.

A transporter, well that means copy then kill. No one knows if the kill part is painful because noone survives it. I find it funny Riker's copy is actually the "original" and his lack of death is considered a transporter accident. Yet he is the one treated like the copy...

And all that said, barclay's experience in the transporter beam is more suggestive of a wormhole style device.

I don't know why I bothered to write all this out...

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[–] softwarist@programming.dev 2 points 1 day ago

The philosophical discussions in this thread remind me of Staying Alive (not the song).

[–] FRYD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 2 days ago (12 children)

I’d use a teleporter with no hesitation. What’s important is my memories and sense of self, not the actual meat it’s in. I could find out I’m a copy of myself right now and not be bothered.

[–] Wrrzag@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 days ago (10 children)

Yeah but once you step in the teleporter you stop being. The copy is only useful for other people to keep interacting with your clone, but the actual you is dead.

[–] Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What happens to "you" several years from now when every cell in your body has been replaced by mitosis?

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[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Aldebaran's great, okay,
Algol's pretty neat,
Betelgeuse's pretty girls,
Will knock you off your feet.
They'll do anything you like
Real fast and then real slow,
But if you have to take me apart to get me there
Then I don't want to go.

Take me apart, take me apart,
What a way to roam
And if you have to take me apart to get me there
I'd rather stay at home.

Sirius is paved with gold
So I've heard it said
By nuts who then go on to say
"See Tau before you're dead."
I'll gladly take the high road
Or even take the low,
But if you have to take me apart to get me there
Then I, for one, won't go.

Take me apart, take me apart,
You must be off your head,
And if you try to take me apart to get me there
I'll stay right here in bed.

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[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 28 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Warhammer 40k: Can I interest you in a trip through literal hell?

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[–] pachrist@lemmy.world 38 points 3 days ago (6 children)

My grandma won't drive on the interstate. These are the same.

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