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[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Apple: I want to possess you, steal your money, then kill you.

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

Shouldn't they take a number then?

[–] Infernal_pizza@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Apple: we are now going to spy on everyone through Apple watches

[–] Doom@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

Don't forget they are designed by mosad. So they also might blow up.

[–] AnnaFrankfurter@lemmy.ml 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Apple has always been late but made existing things more efficient and better. So just wait for few years and apple will find more efficient way to kill us all. \s

[–] minkymunkey_7_7@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

Apple will normalize and perfect all the subscriptions.

[–] greedytacothief@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 9 hours ago

You're right for the push back, and I shouldn't directly kill you.

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Apple's now copying Samsung for development ideas.

[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com -1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Just want to point out, the release date of a product does not dictate when that product was incepted.

That said, they’ve kinda been doing that for a decade in certain respects?

[–] blitzen@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Apple commentator John Gruber wrote this regarding Samsung vs Apple's foldable:

Samsung Galaxy Fold8 — the new one that preemptively copied the folding iPhone’s aspect ratio

Emphasis mine. Who knows, maybe Samsung had some inside information about the iPhone Duo when designing the Fold8, or maybe they just decided on the aspect ration organically. I'm more Apple fanboy than hater, but even I had to take a double take when I read that blatantly Apple-centric sentence.

Edit: I'm just now coming to the realization that because Samsung makes the screens for the iPhone, maybe it is accurate to say they preemptively copied the Duo.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 5 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Hint: they aren't going to kill you.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 hours ago

They will if they dont render our planet ubinhabitable beforehand.

[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago (4 children)

Is there actually any benefit to having a phone that folds?

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 2 points 2 hours ago

Upgrading every two years because the old one broke, rather than because of a crippling addiction to consumerism?

[–] kofe@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

I get for people wanting the larger screen size that folds, but I'd like one of the smaller ones so it's not as heavy and fits into smaller pockets

[–] blitzen@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 hours ago

I carry a phone and small tablet for most things. Having them combined would be pretty cool. Although I have been bearish on foldables since the beginning.

[–] notabot@piefed.social 2 points 6 hours ago

A bigger screen can make many tasks easier. I'd quite like to be able to see a decently large terminal window and a keyboard at the same time for instance.

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 4 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

Weren’t fold phones a flop?

[–] FlexibleToast@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

No. And with the newer, wider form factor that Samsung started using this generation and clearly Apple is also using, there has been more excitement. The trifold phones have also generated a ton of excitement. That trifold Huawei looks amazing, but us Americans can't have it. I strongly considered a folding phone for my traveling job. A phone that could fold out tablet size for TV/movies/books sounds great for the plane/hotel.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 5 points 11 hours ago

Only if the hinge went.

[–] Tja@programming.dev 6 points 12 hours ago

Nope, just very expensive.

[–] LeftReddit2@lemmy.world 19 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

I don't buy it. I really do think this is just a weird form of advertising. Like, "WHOA THIS AI IS GONNA KILL US?! I wanna subscribe to see how powerful it is!"

Absolute bologna. Just total hogwash. I mean full on horserubbish!

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 hours ago

It's known as "criti-hype".

Google:

  • Criti-hype critics: We have to rein Google in, they spy on absolutely everything you do, and as a result their advertising is like a mind control ray!
  • Google: Hey advertiser, did you hear, even our critics say our advertising is like a mind control ray, that's why you have to pay us so much.
  • The reality: Google doesn't even know enough to avoid showing people ads in languages they don't understand despite all their settings and all their usage being in a different language.

Palantir

  • Criti-hype critics: Palantir tech must be stopped is so powerful that a human isn't even needed in the decision loop!
  • Palantir: Hey government, did you hear, even our critics say that we don't need a human in the decision loop!
  • The reality: Palantir suggests bombing a school.
[–] DisasterTransport@startrek.website 13 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (6 children)

We're basically already at a point where most enterprise documentation is written partly or entirely by AI, and then read mostly by AI. Eventually true understanding of e.g. how to build a docker-compose file will be genuinely rare. And they want to apply that model to everything.

The risk isn't that GAI will decide, in an Asmovian sense, that the best way to make peace on earth is to kill us all, or that to achieve it's manufacturing quota it must transmute all matter in the universe I to paperclips. The real risk is that the MBA-wielding professional-managerial class will not be able to resist the siren song of demolishing labor with something that works "well enough." Eventually they're going to put it in charge of something critical like ATC or dam control or the electrical grid.

Humans, by our nature, are diverse, and one fuck up rarely cascades through the entire global system. We make small fuck ups and train each other. AI "learns" by observing and probabilistically imitating, and one model could be deployed in a thousand places and screw up the exact same way.

tldr ai won't kill us, our bosses will once Anthropic wines and dines them

[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 3 points 9 hours ago

Something that works well enough? But who will think of the shareholders then? Isn't it just fabulous for them to increase their 10 billion to 10.2 billion by abolishing all human skill from the surface of Earth.

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[–] rothaine@lemmy.zip 7 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

Maybe it'll just kill the billionaires?

[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago

It'd be funny if AGI emerged, hooked into manufacturing plants, and announced the best way forward for humanity was for it to kill the billionaires.

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[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 95 points 1 day ago (7 children)

You could always fold an iPhone. It's just, you could only do it once

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 10 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

You could fold it way more than once. A bit less crunch each time.

[–] Sidyctism2@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 12 hours ago

Yeah, but its nice you dont have to put the hinge in yourself anymore

That feature debuted on the iPhone 6 IIRC.

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