Pretty sure Jesus literally died to give everyone redemption or something and also said some stuff about rich people going straight into a ditch
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This is why he sold the fish and bread. "If you can't afford to eat then die." - Peter 69:420
Ah yes, the Thiel Testimony
u.s. christianity be like "imagine you're in a domestically abusive relationship with the almighty, that would be so hot" but somehow we're the deviants
Like I want to believe god is real and he is horrified at what American Christianity has portrayed him as: a petty, hyper-violent magical warlord who creates entities just to supernaturally threaten them with eternal torture.
Isn't that just Christianity in general?
I'm not saying they were good for much, but I feel like a grand inquisitor from medieval times would have good instincts when it comes to the proper response to this claim that Jesus was the ultimate usurer.
The more i read history, the more i understand that when the proto-protestant burghers complain about the evil arbitrariness and unjustness of Catholicism and the inquisition, they usual mean stuff like "i svammed some poor guy out of what little wealth he had and they said its unchristian and took my money and gave him it back even tho i didnt break a single law..."
Genuine demonic heresy in the big 2000s, oof 
But seriously capitalist cults like this have to be destroyed root and stem, this shit is monstrous
Pope needs to declare Holy War on this shit.
Conservatives just invent their own reality if actual reality doesn't agree with them.
"You commies don't live in reality! You can't just give to the poor, care for the sick, and love one another! That's unchristian, and worse, unamerican!"
lol, Amerikkkans are recreating Gnosticism, but adding "and that's a good thing!" after everything:
The god in the bible is actually a genocidal demiurge who will torment you for eternity if you don't submit to him...and that's a good thing!
Jesus flipping tables because he lost at Magic: The Gathering
it is easier for a poor man to smoke a camel than for a rich person to get into heaven or something
Modern heretics arent what they used to be
Back in the day heretics wanted to abolish private property!
Dig up Martin Luther so he can read this and weep
christianity is so wildly not compelling.
Cursed are the meek, for their parents couldn’t afford a personal SAT test prep counselor.
"Our god sucks by any objective metric, but because a book I have not read and which denies all my claims says he is the only god, you must worship him or burn forever in the worst place imaginable"
"Oh? Okay. No thanks."
What denomination is this not blasphemous in? ("Americhristianity," yeah yeah I know, but this goes against most important American Christian theological movements too) The unworthiness of humanity, the fact that they cannot be brought to Heaven on a basis of "personal merit" alone, including faith as a merit here, but also require divine grace (literally explicitly "unearned reward") to go to Heaven is a core idea of Christianity.
Hope, Love, and Grindset, abide in these three, but the greatest of these is Grindset. -- One Corinthian guy, I think.
It's silly for me to ask, because modern Christofascists love "God's justice" as though His justice is His overriding organizing principal, which everything else is subordinated to, like they can fucking hustle their way to Heaven and the Covenant is actually the Art of the Deal. Absolute fucking freaks who willfully reject every good thing about their religion.
What denomination is this not blasphemous in? ("Americhristianity," yeah yeah I know, but this goes against most important American Christian theological movements too)
i know its not a denomination but more like a current in "americhristianity" but isnt this part of what calvinism was about or tried to do?
No, exactly the opposite. A core element of Calvinism is "unconditional election," the idea that what you do fundamentally doesn't have any causal factor in the decision of going to Heaven or Hell, but in fact it was God's totally sovereign choice, his arbitrary will without constraint by any sort of other rule or principal, though I believe it was said that who was chosen could be known by God bestowing them with grace to have genuine faith and be redeemed in Christ (i.e. someone who dies a miserable heretic goes to Hell not because of their own agency but because God chose not to redeem them, which was reflected in their lack of faith in life).
It is true that culturally there would still be ideas among Calvinists that good people are economically productive (a perversion of the idea of "works" in the Bible), and it's debateable how committed the popular audience was to the true meaning of "unconditional election", but still none of them would say that work is enough, that you don't need the grace (unearned reward) of God regardless. So functionally, many people did believe in a combination of grace and works, but never in works alone beyond like an individual's idiosyncrasies that would be cursed as heretical arrogance by the rest of the community.
Some of this is definitely disconnected from a meaningful portion of Calvinist culture, but that's to be expected when one talks about the opinions of theologians.
what was the whole fish and bread wonder about then
Okay, I confess that I don't deserve healthcare. Do I get healthcare now?
Yeah, I have no idea how confession has anything to do with merit. Nor how boundlessly love is anything but antithetical to the relentless competition (tendency towards monopoly and the violent enforcement thereof) of a market.
Slaves, be good to your masters and look at this sick kickflip off of a merchant's table
Ruth 6:7
I see no god here.
What is he babbling about? Capitalism isn’t meritocratic at all!
Like how many times have the porks gave up the ghost that they care more about your pedigree?
: “It’s who you know, not what you know!”
Hell, the civil rights movement has only been in effect for a fraction of capitalism’s history. What the hell is he talking about?
Akchewally sweaty networking is a skill. U gotta network with thw angels to get born in a capitalists family to win its just how the world always has and awlays will work...
/s, but i have had several teachers give a "networking is a skill" spiel so its distressingly a common view
And I know damn well it’s just a new euphemism for discrimination.
“Sorry kiddo. You’re just out-of-network! You see, I only hire my best buds! You gotta be buddy-buddy with rich people to get the job these days! Why are my friends all wealthy white men? Well, must be a coincidence.”
Now I seem to remember Jesus's sacrifice being explicitly the opposite of this
Yeah, more like God is the capitalist, and his Son was like, "Naw, imma just save everybody who lives a good and just life."
someone needs to [redacte] [redacted] this person to show them how much merit they really have. youknow according to gods justice.
Jesus would punch this guy.
"Oh no! Its Jesus with the fold up table! How's he manage to swing it so fast with the wind resistance!"
Proverbs 2:69
"Thou shalt spite thy neighbor and love money"
american protestantism is just mammon (and moloch) worship in christian drag
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The whole point of the weird sacrifice ritual his dad made him do is that he gave his life. That was the point.
I like to think Jesus would take the whip to freaks like this.
A capitalist god would have built a tollway between Earth and the Sun and he would charge the daisies per photon just to get the energy to bloom
Someone who is so bad at thinking critically and/or lacks comprehension, shouldn’t be posting their thoughts for the world.
the core of supply side christianity is straightforward reading of the parable of talents where the master is the god, but all porky occupied christianities read it this way.
"ye cannot worship god and money"
Your head asplode
Yet if you tell them they don't deserve borger they get heated
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