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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 165 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Mamdami is forcing children to participate in a heinous Islamic ritual called Al-gebra. It's like, demonic spells or something.

[–] GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world 40 points 1 week ago (2 children)

And teaching them how to do Islamic ablutions, like using mouthwash and washing their hands. And showering! Heinous!

[–] BambiDiego@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

He probably uses Islamic inventions like H'ard So'ap and Bi-nominal functions!! SINCE WHEN DO NUMBERS NEED TO HAVE SEXUAL PREFERENCES?!

They even drink the Muslim Beverage C'off We!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (6 children)

nah, do the french ablutions

BIDETS FOR NEW YORK

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[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Someone dumb enough to be concerned would definitely also think a basic equation looked like stygian summoners runes

[–] mattyroses@lemmy.today 11 points 1 week ago (4 children)

They're solving for X, which is slang for MDMA and also what porn is rated. Obviously they're indoctrinating kids into child rape cults.

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[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 158 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 69 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 40 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I made it myself!

I could not believe that I was the first

Please use it to piss off conservatives

You have not only my blessing, but an enthusiastic endorsement

[–] Jubei_K_08@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Inspired work of art, FistingEnthusiast 👏 May you have many more.

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (7 children)

I create a lot of art

My porn channel recently hit two million happy little perverts, and I have something in the vicinity of forty million views of my work

But this is still one of my favourite pieces

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[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 45 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 35 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Honestly it was so fuckin poetic I can't even be upset about it. Charlie wouldn't either, because white people shootings don't even count to him.

[–] LostCarcosan@lemmy.today 11 points 1 week ago

Chirk would have been proud to be shot in the neck at a school by someone who disagreed with him. He literally gave his life arguing for that right

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[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 137 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)

After 2016 I spent a lot of time on reddit talking to Trump voters to understand why.

Overwhelmingly they believe things that aren't true. Basic misconceptions of the world cascading in on one another culminating into the stupidest vote of their life.

One guy thought Obama was a vain man because he named his healthcare plan Obamacare. When I told him the healthcare plan was called the Affordable Care Act, and that Republicans and the media called it Obamacare as a way to hurt it, his brain couldn't process it because why would the media parrot Republican talking points if they were all biased towards Democrats?

You can understand how this individual would make this mistake. He pays just enough attention to be misinformed. Three generations of right-wing propaganda, the world's most disciplined messaging machine repeating the same lies and half-truths have absolutely run roughshod over this type of person.

[–] atomicorange@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago

Why would they call themselves DemonRats if they weren’t actually demonic rats? Checkmate.

[–] toxicbubble@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

meanwhile they voted for a man who puts his name on everything

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[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This is all according to plan. The owner class needs to keep the plebs stupid.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

see: charter schools strangling the public school budgets, so the chuds can turn around and say "look at how bad our schools are doing!", rinse & repeat

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[–] hayvan@piefed.world 121 points 1 week ago (2 children)

One of my favourite conspiracies is that academic spaces are overwhelmingly left-leaning.

[–] Obituarykidney@lemmy.world 70 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

There's a reason the right is constantly seeking to make schools worse and good education harder to access.

[–] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's actually something that has been done pretty much by anyone in power in the past who was trying to consolidate their position without actually giving the people what they want.

Hitler's regime started by rounding up scientists and scholars purely to make sure nobody got any ideas that were detrimental to his power.

It's just sad that the voters for (extremist) right people don't see that the endgame is just for a select group, not for all, and they see themselves as part of that select group whilst they're actually part of the other.

So MAGA folk think they're part of that elite group that will benefit from right wing dismantling of social programs and not part of poor immigrants whilst they're actually economically closer to those poor immigrants. Not just America, though, Germany is going in that direction as well right now and in Europe more and more of these voices are being heard.

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 week ago (8 children)

Yup, a CERTAIN JACKASS in Cambodia did the exact same. Killed people just because they wore glasses which was a sign of dangerous intellectualism.

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[–] LemmyPlaceDN@europe.pub 96 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Years ago a German satire show interviewed random people on the street. They asked them what they think about the fact that "children are now forced to learn arabic numbers in German Schools". The interviewers flawlessly baited a bunch of idiots into exposing their mindless xenophobia on TV

[–] CaptainBasculin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 76 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)

I refuse arabic numbers. What the fuck is 2? 7? 9??? These are all made up concepts invented to corrupt the mind of people.

Look at how elegant these look instead: 10, 111, 1001.

[–] Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world 52 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I dont care if i have to say it X times, roman numerals are superior

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago (14 children)

If I've said it once I've said it 𒁹𒌋𒌋𒌋𒌋 times, the babylonians got it right

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[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (3 children)
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[–] Gnugit@aussie.zone 57 points 1 week ago

Dear God. It's real. Isn't it?

[–] limer@lemmy.ml 54 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Excuse me.. all the links above use Arabic numbers: they are unreliable.

Thank you for your attention to this matter

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Damn "woke ass" numbers

[–] brambc@lemmy.world 49 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

I bet he’s not even talking about the real classical symbols but the new woke version!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arabic_numerals

[–] MolochHorridus@piefed.social 19 points 1 week ago

Woke, if not even DEI!

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[–] Klear@piefed.world 33 points 1 week ago

I thought she was talking about Polymarket posting this as a serious matter. Then I noticed who she is...

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

AN OVERWHELMING MAJORITY OF SCIENTIFIC STUDIES PROVE DEFINITIVELY THAT RIGHT WING BELIEFS ARE HEAVILY CORRELATED WITH LOW INTELLIGENCE:

AKA dumb and ignorant people believe more lies. Trump loves the uneducated.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 28 points 1 week ago

Oh no. Instead of writing out the numbers like one, two, three they will have to write them out like 1, 2, 3. The horror! 😱

[–] Stolas@lemmy.ca 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I need a hug. We live in such a depressing world sometimes.

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[–] lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com 22 points 1 week ago

I saw this joke at least XV times already...

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

I know right wingers in general are thick, but Americans really do seem to take it to a new level the dull witted.

I'm sure that IC% of them wouldn't even recognise the joke.

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[–] goodboyjojo@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (3 children)

In all seriousness thank God for the Arabic number system. It would be a nightmare to use Roman numerals for math

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[–] someone@lemmy.today 15 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Is she being ironic or really didn't actually know? It's hard to know if attention-economy people do gimmicky things for attention or really are that... uh... unaware of things?

[–] BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Laura Loomer is a reactionary asshole with early winter ground level intelligence. She doesn't know and would argue you're lying to not look stupid.

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[–] dreamy@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

She really didn't know. A few minutes after she made this comment she deleted it and posted another comment that made it look like she knew what was going on all along.

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[–] bequirtle@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

well... it is real...

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

ERIKA has been celebrating everyday how rich she is becoming. she went through several personas, looking like kennith copeland, a demon, her eyes souless like a dolls eyes, going a WWE celebratory style funeral, and her sonya blade skin.

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[–] JustPlainDave@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 week ago

Jesus. What an idiot.

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