It's interesting that he understands so much better than Democrats how politics works
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Republicans are shrewdly caring less and less about optics, but they have democrats still clinging to it to their detriment; democrats still think they need to appeal to people who'll never vote for them
money up front
At least a down-payment to show you're serious. A good $1500-$2000 now usable before the election and the rest later.
something something dems buying votes with social programs
He never pays his bills. 🤣
Didn't he literally send people 2k? And the dems promised 2k and didn't
Not that both sides should be [redacted]
I got 1500 not 2000 if i remember correctly
Cool, but if you want to buy my vote, you also have to send me the money that Biden owed me too.
10k minimum
He should promise everyone GTA 6
By that time, it'll probably cost $5000 to get a PS5.
We're gonna finally revalue the Iraqi dinar when we win the midterms folks, believe me!

its funny how he is now resorting to bribing voters now
also related mini-slop. there is a crosspost of this article in another instance and there is a bluemaga complaning that it shouldnt be shared because its helping trump by reporting on his bullshit https://mander.xyz/post/58018689
with opposition like this who needs allies lmao 
Why are you fuckers promoting this shitstain?
Should I feel guilty?
lol no, he is mad that people are reporting on anything about trump
liberals seem to really believe in the secret. y'know, that oprah bullshit.
Isn't this literally what chuds think communists want to do? Give people free money for doing nothing??
This is extremely illegal, but who's going to stop him?
It's only illegal if he actually intends to pay people.
He would never.
Also - isn't it very roughly a trillion dollars?
It is, but just the act of saying this is wildly illegal.
In the GOP SCOTUS's immunity ruling they declared that criminal law doesn't apply to the president.
Oh yeah. I forgot about that shit. Jfc this reality sure is something. 
Some dem pols (Jim Clyburn etc) have a prospective plan to stop the toxic GOP justices. It's "packing" the court so it's expanded vastly to 13. Of course that creates the razor-thin dem majority of 7-6. In theory - a dem president and congress could start work on that idiotic plan in 2029 and then actually do it that year. ~5 years later with a GOP president and congress - news could break that Sotomayor had cancer that she hid (aka "did not disclose). She didn't want to resign and take one for the team.
The cancer got far worse. It's has spread to her brain and soon enough she resigns. Within weeks it's 7-6 for the GOP again! So it's time to vote harder again!
Trump is protected by the "no one is going to do a goddamn thing about it" clause

Didn't he say something about there not being any money available to the people because the US is in wartime? Funny how the money just pops up into existence like that.

I'm still waiting for that tariff check.
not to mention joe biden still owes me like $2k
I wonder what the lives of people gullible enough to believe this are like, from their perspective.
Not great, but blessedly always due to someone else.
mexico will pay for it.
You are the biggest sucker in the universe if you believe this one.
Despite the fact that hes been saying $2k checks since before he got elected, which have never materialized, there are morons out there that will absolutely believe it.
“$2k if you elect me!1! $2500 for all the doge money we saved!1! $5k if you vote red in the midterms!1!1” Pretty soon it will be $10k if we let him win a third term.
People are so fucking abysmally stupid. The fact that the offer has to be $5k now due to rent increases, price increases, inflation, etc. is more telling than the fact that hes trying this bit again in the first place
On the other hand, this is extremely funny because this act of desperation shows that he's at least somewhat aware of how unpopular he is and will be cooked in the midterms.
Will this be another Biden bux situation?
And just like that, he most likely closed the gap, alot of these races will now be neck and neck
Obviously it's horseshit, but what matters is that he said it, now the meme will spread through society and dummies will go to the polls over it

He doesn’t pay his contractors. What makes you think you think he will pay you?
At least it's fucking interesting. It's about time they did something that at least registers as not the stupidest, cruelest idea humanity can muster. Will you have to look very hard to find that they extract the $5000 from the orphan crushing machine? No! But at least you get a brief moment of a headline that isn't diarrhea forever.

They're never going to pay this out.
Sign up now to avoid missing this once in a lifetime offer. Orrer ends soon! The maths works perfectly! This $5k figure exactly covers all the businesses that have gone under, rises in fuel bills, food bills rent increases and every hospital or doctor visit anyone could ever want or need! Trump made everyone a winner!......... /s
$5000 could pay for some one-way airplane tickets to Chengdu 
Sleepy Joe gave you CRUMBS. Nothing! I'm giving you FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS — and you can do WHATEVER you want. Fly to Chengdu! Meet Chinese lesbians! BEAUTIFUL lesbians, tremendous people. You couldn't do that under Biden. 
lol
lmao