Bin laden and its not close
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Western educated man who is pissed off at the US for abandoning his political ascension? Slightly better than a meth addicted turboracist, a crazy murderer, and a child molester. I doubt bin Laden is going to be able to do much opinion changing in a single evening and I doubt that he'd outright kill or molest them.
Bin Laden fathered 24 children, the first of which was with his first cousin when she was 16 and he was 17. They went on to have ten more children. The other 13 were spread amongst five other wives. They also found several beheading videos on his computer. He also believed muslims should kill any US civilians they find until the US withdraws support for Israel.
I think definitely killing and maybe molestation would be on the table.
He was a wealthy politician first, revolutionary like fifth. Shit, you're right, molestation is on the table.
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Not even remotely close. I saw him first and before seeing the rest of the faces I already knew that this was an usian thing so he was going to be "a major evil".
Fact is, aside religion, we'd have a lot in common, including hating the US so, if any, it would give for an interesting evening for my kids and a more interesting post-evening chat with him.
The other 3, in my eyes, are way, waaaaaaaaaaaaaay worse.
The man had multiple wives and multiple kids. All of which where taken care of financially- so ya seconded
Bin Laden could be trusted because from what I know he never purposely wanted kids targeted. One murdered several children, one murdered too many to count in concentration camps as well as ordering soldiers to do it because he didn't see them as human. The last one was a sex pest and I wouldn't trust kids with.
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I know for a fact Bin Laden had games and the movie Cars on his computer. Safest bet.
Pretty sure I remember seeing he had a bunch of Naruto fansubs on his computer, too. He could even watch your weird kid and keep them entertained for the night.
Tbh the biggest danger that would come from having bin Laden babysit your kids is the possibility of them being killed in a drone strike.
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Tbh, I don't know who the lady is
I think that's the lady currently on trial for murdering her three kids.
Now I know, and
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TIL that Hitler isn't the "Worst" option for everything lol
Depends on how white you are I guess.
I don't know who top left is, but I reckon Bin Laden's the safe bet here
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Osama for sure.
Top left: Lindsay Clancy - Apparently strangled her 3 kids, there is an ongoing process in the US right now
Top right: Osama Bin Laden - Former boss of the Taliban in Afghanistan and responsible for 9/11
Bottom left: Adolf Hitler - Leader of the German NSDAP and responsible for the Holocaust and WW2
Bottom right: Sean Combs aka P. Diddy - US musician, multiple cases of sexual violence and rape, and proliferation of prostitution
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I think im going bin laden
Osama bin Laden loved his kids. He was hard on them, for sure, he was basically what you imagine when you think of a deep south US prepper survivalist - a bit eccentric and paranoid, but intelligent - he would be taking his kids on long hikes, teaching them how to sleep in the desert with only sand as a blanket, but he did it out of a deep desire to protect them and give them skills to survive.
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It's scary that not all of the choices are the same level of risk.
Well I'm not jewish...so...
Are you 'arian'? Cause if not, I've got bad news for you
Bin laden it is then, at least he can teach my kid life skills like flying and chemistry
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ngl, since im a white, cis, heterosexual, non-jewish, german: probably hitler. i dont think he was the kinda guy that would kill children just because he could. if these children happened to have like, a jewish mother, things would definitely look different
I'm italian so I guess it depends on when on the timeline they plucked him
I'll check back in a few hours, I have a feeling this'll be a dumpster fire.
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Osama, easy. He's a family man and would show absolute respect and kindness towards the child as is the custom of his religion and his culture.
He has nothing against children and has a big household with other kids mine can play with.
My child will also be damn safe there and get great food.
Such an easy contest.
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Honestly, as much as this surprises me, but from those 4 options, my kids would probably be safest with hitler. I assume the first woman is the one that just killed her 3 kids, so that's a fundamental NOPE, diddy, yeah nah, that guy is just weird. So it boils down to the islamic terrorist and the cocaine-addicted, so I'd just give it hitler and hope he has a good day without thaaaaat much cocaine.
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My three kids are in their 20's. Assuming there are no weapons involved, I'd say they're safe with any of them.
Bin Laden, Hitler, and Combs would each have a rough night. Lindsay would probably be ok. If necessary, they could restrain her without injuring her.
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Just leave them home alone.
Alternatively, you reckon Osama could teach them basic engineering skills? If they are making phone-activated landmines surely they can put up some fun RF experiments.
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Bin laden i guess, the other option is a child murderer, a child molester or the corpose of THE nazist soo
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Osama bin Laden cuz I work with the CIA too.
Did Hitler actually do any killing people himself, or did he just have other people do it for him? If it's the latter then I pick him, because I think he's too lazy to actually do anything.
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If they have blonde hair and blue eyes, uncle Adolf is the safest bet.
I ain't going out tonight.
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