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[–] YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub 337 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (7 children)

Anyone who works for a living is part of the working class and bullshit like this only strengthens capitals grip by pitting workers against workers.

[–] wasabi_noir@lemmy.zip 14 points 3 weeks ago (8 children)

The cunts who works at places like kalshi and such can 100% disappear with zero detriment to society. Those are the fucking fake-ass e-mail jobs, and to act like there’s no difference between some piece of shit pulling barely legal scams and someone in a public service position is fucking stupid.

[–] ivan@piefed.social 12 points 3 weeks ago

I’ve turned down few job offers in my time because those would have me work on online gambling systems and shit.

I know people who still chose to work in there, whose motivation was something like “If I didn’t scam these people - someone else would have”. And what I think after all that - if person’s job is detrimental to society - this person doesn’t matter, even if they’re working hard, 9-to-5, all that shit.

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[–] countrypunk@slrpnk.net 169 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

I see no point in trying to pit us against each other. People with normal desk jobs aren't inherently the problem.

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[–] gastroglizzy@piefed.social 108 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

If you punch a clock to pay your bills, you're working class. Don't let them turn us against each other.

[–] VinegarChunks@lemmus.org 13 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

So I’m a salaried engineer and can’t be part of the movement?

[–] Elmirador@lemmy.zip 48 points 3 weeks ago

If you work in order to actually be able to to live, eat, and have shelter, you are working class.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 24 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

The double-edged sword of western labor. Your options are:

  • Work hourly and get some middle manager rolling dice to see which hours/days you're scheduled for every week, the day before the timesheet goes out.

  • Work salary and get sucked into late night deployments, lunch meetings, and assorted overtime projects you don't receive pay for.

They catch ya comin' and they catch ya goin'

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[–] white_nrdy@programming.dev 14 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

I think their point is we should be part of the movement. Although, IMO we should also recognize that there are definitely chose who have it worse

(I say "we" since I'm also a salaried engineer)

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[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 87 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Don't put workers against workers.

Agreed. Unify, don't divide, everyone who can have the day off should. There's certain positions they have to keep operating but for them they should get time and a half for so.

[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 62 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (7 children)

Guess my kid's elementary school teacher has a fake email job too.

[–] Deme@sopuli.xyz 11 points 3 weeks ago

Just using email while also doing something important doesn't make a job a fake job. Fake jobs are the kind of jobs that society would be fine without. Marketing, sales development, hr. Jobs which exist solely to peddle around useless emails like competitive reviews, social listening reports, messaging matrixes, research debriefs, etc., or responding to such bs in an ever escalating cycle of useless burecracy.

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[–] Cowbee@lemmy.ml 47 points 3 weeks ago (11 children)

Office jobs are still jobs. If a business genuinely was wasting vast amounts of money on fake work, then these jobs would be eliminated already. They are gradually being automated away, same as physical labor, but they still exist because they are still important for production.

The target of your ire should not be this or that subsection of the working class, but instead the capitalist class.

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[–] chewypoops@lemmy.world 47 points 3 weeks ago

Americans will attack other workers for minor differences in lifestyle rather than attack their boss for failing to provide basic quality of life in exchange for full time work.

Just like the ruling class wants...

[–] Greymattertripp@lemmus.org 41 points 3 weeks ago

This has to be the dumbest shit I've seen in a minute.

[–] betelplouf@sh.itjust.works 37 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The international worker's day is a holiday in france, so everyone can go protest (or do whatever at home, but there are usually big protests on may 1st)

[–] Brimstone@lemmy.ml 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

So how is it different to any other day in France? 😅

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[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 36 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

PSA, Labour day is the first of may.

[–] WereHacker@lemmy.ml 14 points 3 weeks ago

Mayday like the rest of the world

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[–] EpicFailGuy@lemmy.world 36 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Just because our cage is slightly nicer and we get fed slightly better slop doesn't mean we're not in this together.

Most of us are sticking with you ... the real problem is the 1%

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[–] Homo_Erectus@lemmy.zip 26 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (4 children)

My boss handles everyone a chocolate bar

"Thank you guys for yo hard labor. Happy labor day"

Everyone gotta get back to labor after that.

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[–] hereiamagain@sh.itjust.works 25 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

I wish it were like Christmas Day, where almost every business is ACTUALLY closed.

I don't celebrate, so this isn't nostalgia for Christmas magic or whatever.

I just like that it's a day that no matter what, for the most part, you're on your own. Forgot to buy groceries? Scrounge the cupboard. Forgot to fill the gas tank? You're staying home. Faucet leaking? Turn off the water, wash your hands in a different sink, call the plumber(or go to the hardware store) tomorrow. Ain't NOTHING getting done today.

It's the only day where the majority of people in areas where the holiday is celebrated, all agree that ain't nobody doing anything that day.

Granted there's lots of caveats. Some businesses are open by choice, some by necessity. I used to work at a nursing home, that's gotta stay open, me and a few coworkers would volunteer to take the holiday shifts.

These days I'm still blue collar, but I do have most big holidays off.

But if you thought some random gas station or grocery store was gonna be open so you can pop in on Christmas? No dice.

Why isn't labour Day that way?

[–] Areexor@feddit.org 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

In Germany it is thanks to labor unions

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[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 23 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Is this some kind of americian thing I'm too free as a candian to worry about? You can still end up working it but it's overtime by default or paid time off if don't work it

[–] Fishy@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago

The rest of the world has May 1st.

[–] maturelemontree@lemmy.zip 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh yeah most of those jobs like McDonalds offer no compensation. Labor day is just another day.

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Feels like amercia needs to learn the true meaning of labour day

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[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 22 points 3 weeks ago

Yes, let’s pit workers against each other, very helpful

[–] Hegar@fedia.io 19 points 3 weeks ago

'Fake email job' is great! I'd not heard that before.

Where i work, all the bosses get the day off and those of us who actually work still have to work.

[–] DaedalousIlios@pawb.social 17 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

I got news for you buddy: our "fake email job" Tier One and Senior Technical Support agents were still sending emails and taking calls on Labor Day.

Someone had to because I work for an ISP and some of our customers rely on our service to call 911.

You can come back here and tell me their job is "fake" when you can explain how that's unimportant and when you've sat on a phone trying to help a 60 year old Boomer troubleshoot their internet when all they wanna do is chew you out.

And and I know it's "just a meme" but it's a shitty meme that's reinforcing all this "white collar; blue collar" bullshit to divide the Working Class while billionaires work to get rid of Labor Day altogether. Shame on you for perpetuating that.

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[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

"Fake email job" I guess this is just a weird spin on "office job"?

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[–] StinkySocialist@lemmy.ml 15 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

White collar jobs are still jobs. If you have to trade hours of your life to afford the things you need to live you are part of the working class... That's why it's called the working class and not the blue collar class.

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[–] sanzky@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

it's curious that the US does not observe it in that day since the events that commemorates it happened in Chicago, during a series of protests for a 8 hour work day.

But of course, that is not accident. They put a lot of effort in framing workers' movements as a communist plot. At one point they even instituted a "loyalty day" on 1st of May to counteract any labour movement.

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[–] Gormadt@slrpnk.net 15 points 3 weeks ago

The warehouse I work at gets Labor Day off every year.

Then the week after they basically have the grill going for 5 days straight for Employee Appreciation Week.

It's pretty nice.

Sometimes.

[–] Caesium@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago

someone unironically told me yesterday 'you must be so busy with everyone off!'

I WAS busy, nothing changed on my end compared to every other Monday of the year. which is basically I'm given a job that's too much for one person, but I struggle to get help so often than even getting my legally required breaks can be like pulling teeth.

anyway I just said 'except for me! (:' and she didn't say anything else after that.

it's like these people forget that we too are humans working behind the counter. People that are WORKING on LABOR day.

[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Ignoring factory and warehouse workers as per usual

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[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Are you really going to gatekeep Labor Day, op?

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[–] isekaihero@ani.social 12 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I was called a essential worker during COVID and had to work every single day but throughout COVID and all this time post-COVID I haven't gotten a single raise. How can my job be essential but not worth anything?

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[–] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Lol "working class jobs"

You mean service industry jobs.

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