Coffee with milk on cereal still tastes good though. Don't ask me how I know.
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So does orange juice on cereal.
Unless it’s mint cereal.
En France you can get a massive bowl or cup of milky coffee for dipping
It better be massive if I'm gonna take a dip in it
Bienvenue chez Café Cléo
We have oil and vinegar coming in the same shape plastic bottles. Originally, vinegar had a red cap, sunflower oil a yellow one, and rapeseed oil a green one. Then some idiot decided to save 1/10 cent and gave vinegar the same green cap as the oil.
I had the large stainless steel pan heated up really hot, so that a few drops of water happily run around it on a steam cushion and evaporated quickly. And then I wanted to pour in a good helping of oil...
In my teen ages, I once mixed up toothpaste and my father's denture glue, and been very careful with checking the tube ever since
Ever almost smoke a wasp abdomen after confusing it for a dropped nug?
I once used a glue stick instead of chapstick. They were both on my desk.
Deep Freeze cooling gel, Savlon Antiseptic Cream and Oral-B toothpaste all come in blue and white squeezy tubes, and all live on the same shelf in the bathroom.
You've got to ask yourself one question - "Do I feel lucky?"
Never brush your teeth without wearing your glasses....
I just buy Shambodyfacedishpaste with Conditioner and Fluoride, for all my cleaning needs
My sister put her socks on the TV and the remote in the hamper when she came home drunk and watched some TV before going to sleep.
I'm more of a "throwing away the good parts and put the peels and cuts in the pan" person.
Alpro soya cream and Alpro strawberry milk have very similar packaging. On a related note, courgette pasta with strawberry sauce is not nice.
Any Poles around to disagree?
I've mixed up and put muscle pain relief cream on my face thinking it was sunscreen. Damn that burned around the eyes for a while even after washing and washing ...
Mine come in very different packages, but I still managed to nearly smear my face with toothpaste. Often.
Try it! Scrubs your pores and the minty freshness wakes you up! Be sure to rinse well after.
OK, relatable.
Except for one thing: the typical minty smell of toothpaste.
That's why I don't think this would happen to me.
Except with a stuffy nose I guess.
No. Liquid with breakfast cereals grosses me out (I puked a couple of times as a kid with milk and cereal, once very young and once around 7 or 8).
Any particular reason for that? It seems to be quite the common choice for breakfast
Puking twice was enough to turn me off. I liked them just fine dry.
Which is perfectly fine
And? Is your face lotion poisonous or something?
It could also be that they smeared toothpaste all over their face
This was actually touted as an acne remedy at one point. I tried it when I was a teenager, it does take care of the oil buildup and dry you out, but you also feel like you can taste mint with your forehead.
That sounds like an interesting side effect
That’s what I like to picture haha
I think there might be problems tastewise
Mom: Don't eat toothpaste, you assheaded foulbrained cheeseeating sorry excuse for a child!
Kid: That's not toothpaste. It is face lotion, dumb mom!