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[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 223 points 1 month ago (1 children)

sounds like he can't have sex with a woman without thinking about gay sex.

[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 79 points 1 month ago (4 children)

If the person you fuck doesn't have a baby after you're done then they're a dude. It's very worrying.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 74 points 1 month ago (4 children)

We don't know for sure that AMABs can't get pregnant. Dennis Prager is a pioneer in this field of study.

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[–] Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone 148 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Fellas, is it gay to satisfy your wife?

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 78 points 1 month ago (2 children)

50% of her came from her dad. Besides it can take a while for a f*male to reach an orgasm; all the while your cock is soaking up the estrogen from the tap (not good for your T levels)

/s

[–] robear@lemmy.zip 52 points 1 month ago (7 children)

I always cum first, I guess I'm just better at sex than she is.

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[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago

The missus and I often say that we're totally gay for each other, so yeah

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[–] fc78@lemmy.world 68 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (9 children)

BREAKING: some loser hick says something retarded, more details at 11. Seriously what is the point if this post, why give these subhumans any attention?

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[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 61 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Fellas, is it gay to please a woman?

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 54 points 1 month ago (8 children)

Definitely. On the flip side, it’s not gay to bang dudes, so long as you are earnestly attempting to impregnate them

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 1 month ago

Oh no, I need a boybortion

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Stupid sexy twinks and their stupid sexy childbearing hips

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[–] joyjoy@piefed.social 59 points 1 month ago (7 children)
[–] Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus 40 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I'd say any woman who actively chooses to stay with someone like that out of free will deserves a pleasure-free life - these women are betraying their own because they are providing support to those who want them to be slave-like baby factories.

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[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 55 points 1 month ago (7 children)

This guy is married. I've been single for for almost a decade and this guy is married.

Wow, I'm way worse than I thought and I didn't think much of myself to begin with lol

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 30 points 1 month ago

Always judge yourself by looking at other people, that's what smart people always say. It's especially wise to compare yourself to the worst people you can find, that way you will feel the greatest. That's just logic!

[–] nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago

Well… I guess you would rather be single than be married to the mindless and probably evil bipedal awfulness this guy is married to.

[–] Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

These people have no empathy or love for others - any relationship they have is a hollow, meaningless thing that is a lot worse than being single. Don't talk yourself down.

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[–] webp@mander.xyz 15 points 1 month ago

Do not compare yourself to the nasties

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[–] LostWanderer@fedia.io 51 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I watched the whole interview and was left absolutely speechless. The self gaslighting and absolute willful ignorance this man possesses is legendary. Its freaking crazy. The straight men, most of them are not okay. I can't believe (I can, he's in denial much about a personal truth), that he fully believes with this whole chest that giving women a pleasurable experience is "gay sex", like buddy. I have had actual gay sex and that's between two men (or women) sweetie. ROFL

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social 35 points 1 month ago (7 children)

As a straight man I think the sex I’ve had with other men is the straightest kind of sex.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

I mean, one penis is quite manly. But two? Three? More? fans myself It is like exponential manliness. Which is the opposite of gay.

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[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 40 points 1 month ago (5 children)

If I don't give my partner at least 3 to 5 orgasms before I finish, I feel utter defeat.

I love pleasuring other people. It's fun. This guy can't fuck.

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[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 39 points 1 month ago (2 children)

A few years ago I saw a pastor who wanted to lock all the gays up and "put the men with the men and the women with the women so they couldn't breed" and I've thought about him ever since.

[–] huppakee@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

Something tells me this plan was actually born from a certain fantasy.

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[–] ThunderComplex@lemmy.today 37 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I am so flabbergasted knowing this isn't the first time I've seen someone unironically consider having sex with women to be gay.

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[–] 14th_cylon@lemmy.zip 34 points 1 month ago (3 children)

So, during sex, he has no idea if the sex is gay or not. Only when it can be conclusively proven that it led to a pregnancy retroactively establishes the sex as straight or gay? Sounds complicated.

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[–] IEatDaFeesh@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This man can vote. That's so depressing...

[–] Leviathan@fedinsfw.app 14 points 1 month ago

This ~~Man~~ child can vote.

This human has not reached maturity.

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[–] cinoreus@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago (2 children)

We're living in an era where it's becoming harder to distinguish between shitposting and actual shit someone said in most serious tone possible

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[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 31 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Fellas, is it gay to have sex with your wives?

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[–] Bluescluestoothpaste@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Sounds like he's not even attracted to women, only forces himself to have sex with one because he really really likes kids.

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[–] FE80@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sometimes I wonder if MAGA is an Andy Kaufman bit.

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[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Dear boys,

Making yourself happy is making a guy happy and therefore gay.

Being mad. That's the straightest you can be.

Even gay means happy.

Don't be happy (gay), stay mad (straight).

Checkmate, atheists.

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[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 28 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago
[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 25 points 1 month ago

You're not going to or you can't?

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

This is one of the gayest things I've ever read.

Dude lives full-time in Narnia.

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[–] MBech@feddit.dk 22 points 1 month ago (4 children)
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[–] stumu415@lemmy.zip 22 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I bet my house he's on Grindr

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[–] TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

why women don’t want to go out with me !

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[–] socsa@piefed.social 19 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I'm sorry but none of this is real. There's no way anyone can possibly be this stupid. We are clearly living in a massive simulation where the programmers are taking bets over how fucking surreal they can make right wing politics before it stops being viable. Clearly our entire existence is a political science experiment for an unfathomably advanced civilization. There's no other explanation.

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[–] nodiratime@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago
[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What a fucking weirdo. Nobody should stop having sex with their wives because this guy thinks it's gay.

The man in this video is Josiah Moody, not Luke Moody. Luke Beasley is the person interviewing him. Moody appeared on Beasley's show The Grudge with his wife, Isabella, in December 2024.

That being said, the actual statement attributed to him is essentially accurate. Moody explicitly said that he does not value sex primarily for orgasm or pleasure, but for reproduction. He then argued that sex between a man and woman becomes "gay sex" when it is pursued for pleasure rather than reproduction. When asked about infertile people, he said he was "pro people committing to celibacy for the rest of their life."

And this is where the argument goes completely off the rails.

He is objectively wrong about what "gay sex" means. Gay sex means sexual activity between people of the same sex. That is literally what the word homosexual means. A man having sex with his wife is heterosexual sex regardless of whether they are trying to conceive, whether she has an orgasm, whether she is using birth control, or whether conception is biologically possible.

His argument does not actually redefine homosexuality. He is simply taking the word "gay," attaching an entirely unrelated criterion to it, which is whether sex is procreative, and then pretending that his personal definition supersedes the ordinary meaning of the word.

And the reproductive argument is equally absurd. Sex does not become non heterosexual because pregnancy does not occur. Most acts of heterosexual intercourse do not result in pregnancy. Ovulation only occurs during a limited portion of the menstrual cycle, contraception prevents pregnancy, infertility exists, menopause exists, and pregnancy itself is not guaranteed even when conception is biologically possible.

By his reasoning, a heterosexual married couple who has sex on a day when the woman is not fertile is having "gay sex." A couple using a condom is having "gay sex." A postmenopausal heterosexual couple is having "gay sex." A heterosexual couple who simply enjoys sex without attempting to conceive is having "gay sex."

That is not a controversial interpretation of heterosexuality. It is simply objectively nonsensical.

And frankly, the most ridiculous part is that he seems to believe that female sexual pleasure somehow makes heterosexual sex less heterosexual. A man having sex with his wife and giving her an orgasm is, by every conventional definition imaginable, heterosexual sex. There is absolutely nothing homosexual about it.

He is certainly entitled to believe that his own sex life should be exclusively reproductive. If he wants to have sex only when attempting to conceive, that is his business. But the moment he starts claiming that everyone else's heterosexual sex becomes homosexual because they are not trying to reproduce, he has left the realm of describing his personal values and entered the realm of making an objectively false claim about what words mean.

So yes, the meme is based on a real statement. The man's name is wrong, but the underlying stupidity is unfortunately genuine.

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[–] h_ramus@piefed.social 16 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Why would he want to give orgasms to babies?

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[–] Mrkawfee@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] TwistedTurtle@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago

Sounds like cope.

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Conservative NTR yaoi is lame.

[–] sneekee_snek_17@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Is this English?

But actually, can you explain?

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