Let's just rename earth to Uncle Trumpies Pervert Palace
this post was submitted on 02 Sep 2026
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You know what, I am in favor. So that the world may remember how much of a stupid douche he was and how he thought that renaming it meant he won
Orange clown speaks again. At least it didn't crash the stock market this time.
That's probably tomorrow, they sold today.
😂😂😂😂😂😭
Trump Strait
Says the man who gave blowjob to Bill Clinton.
Honestly he should do it. Etch this embarrassment even deeper into the history books.
If Trump was strait, he wouldn't be blowing Bubba.
The trend of his megalomania is almost exactly tracking the trend of his dementia.
It's the disinhibition that goes with the squash rot.
At least hes owning up to his failure i guess.
Iran is gonna have a field day making puns about it.
Minor adjustment: 'Trump's Strait'
It has an Achilles' Heel ring to it.
'Trump's Folly' seems more apt.
folly /fŏl′ē/ noun
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Lack of good sense, understanding, or foresight.
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An act or instance of foolishness.
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A costly undertaking having an absurd or ruinous outcome.
"Trump's Back Passage."
Because he claims to own it yet is unable to control it.
Trump proposes renaming Earth to Trumpland.
I can propose things too...
I, DECLARE, BANKRUPTCY
I declare a thumb war!
But also bankruptcy.
This just in: Google and Apple announce they've updated their maps.
yet another reason OpenStreetMaps is superior
I'm trying to switch to osm exclusively. It's a little rough without an app (that I can find) that includes details (stops, schedule, eta) on nyc subway and bus lines.
CoMaps is available on F-Droid and it works really well. There are little nuances like search not displaying the suburb for a street address, especially where I live, so it takes a bit of guessing. Overall though, offline, open source, great navigation, zero complaints.
Edit: fixed typo.
Osmand app on Android is great for me (UK).
I have bad luck with that in Barcelona as well, and often have to go to Maps or Here We Go.
That said, there's also overlays for OsmAnd+. The one I have for bike routes is much better than Google.
I believe that there are dedicated apps for transit that are as good as Google / Apple maps. This would require splitting into two apps to replace one, but at least you could move away from the major map apps without losing that very useful functionality for transit.
It sounds like his dementia is really taking off, hopefully the news of his death will come any day now...
Ah shit! I put all my money on either "The Freedom Strait" or "The American Strait". I shoulda known.
Naming the site of the most humiliating, unmitigated and entirely unnecessary disaster this century after himself?
Is... Is he gaining self awareness?
Reporters need to start reporting on Trump's deranged statements with the severity they deserve.
We're about ten years too late to make that train
Ive been saying this, all the crazy ass shit he does should be treated that way. Report on him like Obama. "Unfortunately, and unsurprisingly Mr. Trump goes off the rails again wanting to name the straight of Hormuz after himself"
Instead we get "Trump Proposes Renaming Strait After American President" and other soft-peddling verbiage.
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A literally fucking cartoon villain
𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩 𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐭 𝐉𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐭 👕
Please just fucking die already, you orange sack of shit.
Yup. I used to want him to survive long enough to die in prison. Now I just want him tj fucking die. Fuck this orange turd rapist.
The "Trump Strait" can not even be penetrated properly after using literally tons of explosives...
Google said to already be in the process of renaming Google Earth to Google Trump.
Planet America.
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Did you knoooooow, that a judge has been yelling at the DOJ and will soon force the release of more Epstein files since they fucked up the original release so bad?
https://www.cnn.com/2026/08/13/politics/epstein-judge-hearing-justice-department-contempt-warning
Oh right because court orders are always an effective mandate with this admin
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Only Trump and his passel o' rectum cleaners will take it seriously. The rest of the world laughs tiredly at him. And any such name changes will be changed back in the future, anyway.
Only Trump and his passel o’ rectum cleaners will take it seriously.
I thought that passel was only Natalie Harpoontang.
Canada Proposes Renaming "Strait of Hormuz" to "Strait of our Moose"
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