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[–] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 73 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

you didnt go to hell for the pirating. you went to hell for the leeching.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 20 points 1 month ago

"AAAAAAAAAAAGH WHY? WHY DIDN'T I SEED ALL THOSE TORRENTS???"

[–] cosmos8188@leminal.space 15 points 1 month ago

God is quite reasonable tbf.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 5 points 1 month ago

Quite reasonable.

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 57 points 1 month ago (1 children)

YOU WOULDN'T FEED THE POOR...

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This is actually a crime in some west coast cities.

[–] iknewitwhenisawit@fedinsfw.app 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's not just the west coast.

A 2017 report from NLCHP called "Housing Not Handcuffs" surveyed and tracked 187 cities since 2006, and found that 6 percent of cities banned food-sharing in public spaces.

https://www.newsweek.com/illegal-feed-criminalizing-homeless-america-782861

[–] Theoriginalthon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Wait so it's a crime to have a BBQ or picnic if a homeless person is there?

[–] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago

i think you mean the south

[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I wonder which part of the Bible they think supports IP rights.

[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 1 month ago

"3. You shall not take the name of the Lord™ your God without paying royalties"

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Jesus? Yeah, back in highschool he could always hook you up with the best warez.

[–] Thassodar@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I legit paid a guy in high school (2003) to pirate and burn a cracked copy of Star Wars: Jedi Knight Dark Forces 2, because my skillz were weak.

I have evolved since then, good times.

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 8 points 1 month ago

Totally worth it. I hope he also helped you hook up with Jedi Outcast.

[–] wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago

You knew him, too? We just called 'im "Soos", because everyone who knew, knew about that legend. Handin' out warez, weed, and whatever ya need — like he was walkin' on water. Call me Saint John, I dove right in. 🤙🏼

[–] tuxiqae@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago

The best Juarez

[–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 month ago

I know him! He could always score some booze.

Don't know why he needed bottles of water as payment, but to each their own.

[–] rustyfish@piefed.world 15 points 1 month ago

Jesus went to hell for being a liberal ❤️

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago
[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] SourDragon@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

If Adonaiyahwehjehovahbob were real, this is why he's unworthy of my worship, but completely worthy of my contempt.

All the bad things that happened to the Egyptians and the Israelites in Exodus is because Adonaiyahwehjehovahbob made the pharaoh say no. Pharaoh was considering letting them go, but Adonaiyahwehjehovahbob was like "Wait, I'm not done torturing you all yet."

And I will never call him by that title you used. He doesn't deserve it.

[–] iknewitwhenisawit@fedinsfw.app 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

God is a bastard, and his son is a bastard.

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 8 points 1 month ago

They run a family business and get tax exemptions

Isn't farming just large scale food piracy.

[–] AmyAye@nord.pub 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I kind of want to see the replies but its probably just all shocked faced gifs.

[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Can someone help me. I delete my files in torrents/{radarr,sonarr} and I have hl enabled but when I delete files it feels like it frees up space and better to manage what downloading through qb. Can I point qb to manage seeding from the radarr/sonarr instead of their og links? I want to seed more of my files but I'm skipping and breaking parts.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 3 points 1 month ago

Hardlink the files instead. Sonarr and Radarr have effectively not had updates since 2020 so you'll have to do this manually