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For context, there are 200 Muslims in the entire state of Wyoming.

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[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

If Americans actually understood their Constitution, they would rightfully laugh about this idiot.

Which makes me wonder: with all this "hurray! Patriotism" in American schools, wouldn't it be better to stop wasting time on this stupid "pledge of allegiance" and use this time to actually learn something about US politics?

[–] el_twitto@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 day ago

Can we ban Christian law next?

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago

Sure, fuck sharia law, its bullshit,but you're in the wrong country there, buddy. Maybe you should go to, say, Afghanistan, and then act all cool with your little loser maga hat and see how long you'd survive.

I'm betting on less than 5 minutes before you come running back screaming for your mommy or that you get your ugly ass shot.

Either way, fuck Sharia law BUT YOU'RE IN THE WRONG COUNTRY ASSHOLE

FUCK TRUMP FUCK MAGA AND FUCK YOU.

[–] grumpo_potamus@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Wow, that guy looks tough. He might be dressing up for Halloween a couple months early, but I for one, am super intimidated. That's the reaction he's hoping for, right?

[–] Tiger666@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago

Does slayer know he is using their music?

[–] bold_atlas@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Me not bothering to put anything in my spotless unused plate carrier.

[–] myyass@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Oh boy that grinds my gears. No plates, no Kevlar, no gear. Then again he'd probably fall over (full rigs are heavy).

Just get a green puffer vest you get at the department store.

[–] TwodogsFighting 6 points 1 day ago

Fuck me, that looks like the onion put it out.

[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

I want to run for office on banning Shariah law. Then once elected, introduce and push through a law to do just that. But while called the Anti-Shariah Law Act, it actually enshrines broad universal provisions to keep all religions out of government.

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

this guys getting his dog whistles from 20 years ago.

[–] Bwaz@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Hey, it's a BIG problem in that particular shithole state!

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Reminds me of this.

In an unrelated though, this guy has such an American hair style.

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God how I hate these people.

[–] enkille@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

i thought this was a parody video at first

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Put a balaclava on his porky head and it looks like he's about to go harass my brown people going to work.

[–] ProfThadBach@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

But he want a version of sharia law that is Christian. There is no difference he is just too dumb to know that.

[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

Sharia law, Christian law, Jewish Halacka, all awful ways to live for most people.

I don't think any of it should be illegal. BUT, the least we could do is stop financing fundamentalists. Churches, synagogues, mosques should all pay taxes, like everybody else.

They also abuse the hell out of our social safety net. We all pay for this, and they are making bloody fortunes and sending billions back to the Taliban and Israel and HAMAS and Uganda and on and on and on, fueling slaughter.

p.s. oh dear God this video is insufferable.

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[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world 35 points 2 days ago

Bet he can't tell you what Sharia Law is.

[–] lemmy_outta_here@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Nice! What is his opinion on werewolves?

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 day ago

Reminder that all of Wyoming has about the same number of people as... Fresno, Tuscon, or Atlanta.

Imagine if every state had a senator per roughly 250k people.

New York City, just the city, would have 34 senators.

[–] Sharkticon@lemmy.zip 217 points 2 days ago (4 children)

This is the cringiest shit I've ever seen in my life.

Nothing more badass than a dude with a gut covering it with a vest.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 day ago

He's cosplaying in that flak jacket with no sappy plates, and his hands look softer than a baby's bottom.

[–] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 63 points 2 days ago

I'd like to introduce you to the daily news in the usa. Every day is the most embarrassing day to be American, so far.

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[–] archiduc@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Strong Boyle energy.

[–] Greymattertripp@lemmus.org 18 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

What an insufferable dork.

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

this is like saying you're going to pass a law that the constitution is the law, and other laws outside the constitution alone are banned.

[–] sepi@piefed.social 121 points 2 days ago (7 children)

Plate carrier with no plates.

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[–] CocaineShrimp@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Is it just me, or does that vest look like it's missing plates?

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I don't think it even is a plate carrier. It just looks like a temu vest with a lot of tacticool mole straps.

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[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Fucking cosplay!

[–] Gnugit@aussie.zone 98 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If i were made to create a character who was trying to be tough but is actually a big, scared manbaby that lives with his mum it would be this gif.

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[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 81 points 2 days ago

The fact he's doing this in the middle of some giant, random parking lot really ties together the "modern America" feel.

[–] Zombiepirate@lemmy.world 65 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Christian Nationalists are the most insufferable blowhards you'll ever regret meeting.

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[–] BillCheddar@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago (2 children)

$5 says he beats his wife and rapes kids.

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

the odds are so far in your favor, your only gonna get a few cents on the payout

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[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 45 points 2 days ago

I hope his opponent runs an ad that is just a couple ranchers standing next to their trucks on the side of the road. Voiceover says “this is Mark and Thomas. They were going to bring their cattle to market, but diesel is $7 a gallon. They don’t care about sharia law, they care about feeding their families and keeping their ranches independent.”

[–] gedfromgont@piefed.ca 75 points 2 days ago (3 children)

If you'd want to make a parody video of this, you'd just need to post the same video

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[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 49 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I'd be curious to hear his definition of sharia law that doesn't also ban his wet dream of a Christian theocracy.

Scumbag signaling only works until they have to actually come up with legally sound language.

[–] lemmelemmy@feddit.org 8 points 1 day ago

What’s the difference between America and Iran right now? Both very conservative and regressive

[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Tell me you haven't read the Constitution or the Bible without saying you haven't read the Constitution or the Bible.

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