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I was thinking crunchwrap, but wife said no. Male cat

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[–] regdog@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Kato. Spoken like "caw-toe".

[–] Colonel_Panic_@eviltoast.org 1 points 16 hours ago
[–] Skyline969@piefed.ca 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Don’t leave us hanging OP! What did you name the little guy?

[–] zane@infosec.pub 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

We've settled on Mongolian Beef. Mongo for short. Fits his personality. He's a goddamned terror.

[–] harambe69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

Do you happen to have a donut as well?

[–] girlnamedzero@piefed.zeromedia.vip 93 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Have you considered crunchwrap supreme?

[–] zane@infosec.pub 37 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I did. And we have a dog named salmon burger. Sam for short. Still vetoed for fucks sake.

Wait I just had a baller idea: Crunchy / Crunchy Supreme

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[–] Zephorah@discuss.online 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Ostrichgrif@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Saying Hello Newman every time you come home would be a lot for fun

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[–] TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world 43 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I’m thinking crunchwrap.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

This is the answer. The internet has decided!

[–] UpperBroccoli@feddit.org 2 points 1 day ago

Achilles, because he looks like he is wearing one of those ancient Greek helmets.

[–] hroderic@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago
[–] Skyline969@piefed.ca 29 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] TheFlopster@lemmy.world 26 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Fred. No reason. Giving off Fred vibes.

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[–] Curious_Canid@piefed.ca 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Caspian. I had a cat named Caspian a long while back. He was solid black, but yours has an expression that reminds me of him. He was amazing.

[–] elephantium@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

A princely name

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 11 points 2 days ago

Wadsworth, in honor of Tim Curry

[–] biggeoff@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago
[–] tgcoldrockn@lemmy.world 22 points 3 days ago

Give crunchwrap extra pets for me.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

Scruffy says he wants to be called Scruffy

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

Try saying random words till the cat comes to you. When it does, repeat the last couple words till you find out what they are coming to. That is their name. That's how I ended up with a perpetual kitten named Mike Wazowski. She loved playing fetch with small balls of aluminum foil.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Richard.

Just look at that face a total, ahem, Richard.

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[–] wieson@feddit.org 3 points 2 days ago

Odoaker or Geiserich
Bring back names of the kings that brought down the empty husk of the Roman Empire.

[–] tyler@programming.dev 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I mean, Crunchwrap is an amazing name. But I also think he kinda looks like the knights who say nii from Monty Python. So maybe something around that.

[–] Hazel@piefed.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 days ago
[–] wookiepedia@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

We have a similarly patterned cat that we named Hydrox because Oreo sounded too generic. Droxie now rules the house. Good luck naming your kitty

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 6 points 2 days ago

Droxie now rules the house.

This is the natural order of things.

Mephiston, Lord of Death.

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 2 days ago

Dong (his lil face)

[–] LavaPlanet@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Oooh, a tuxedo, they're mad fkrs. Is it the Chinese people who call them cow cats? I have one. I named her Sparrow, after captain Jack sparrow. Because she's absolutely mad. No fear. She once brought a rat into my house, she's a particularly small cat, people think she's still a kitten, the rat was nearly as big as her. It was biting her, she didn't care. She was in heaven. I was holding a bucket over this rat, side note, I'm ABSOLUTELY TERRIFIED of rats, so I'm holding this bucket with a book, and my plan is catch and release. But I'm terrified, so I'm just holding this bucket and shaking and not really able to go near the rat. The rat got so sick of being attacked by my cat, it walked to the bucket and put itself in. Like just with, I'm done with this, vibes. And I took it outside. And ran back inside squealing ew.

So yeah. My similar looking cat is named Sparrow.

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[–] dr_jekell@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Vigo the Carpathian

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[–] CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] psion1369@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Mr Mistoffelees

Taco Cat! It's a palindrome!

[–] sayitghoul@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago
[–] bad1080@piefed.social 9 points 3 days ago

catty mc'catface?

[–] Duckxon@feddit.uk 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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