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[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

Executive order: every state with an "A" now is now replaced with "America" afterthe first "A". Figure it out!!! Thank you for your attention to this matter!

In alphabetical order:

America

America

America

America

CAmerica

Colorado

Connecticut

DelAmerica

FloridAmerica

GeorgiAmerica

HAmerica

IdAmerica

Illinois

IndiAmerica

IowAmerica

KAmerica

Kentucky

LouisiAmerica

MAmerica

MAmerica

MAmerica

MichigAmerica

MinnesotAmerica

Mississippi

Missouri

MontAmerica

NebrAmerica

NevAmerica

New HAmerica

New Jersey

New Mexico

New York

North CAmerica

North DAmerica

Ohio

OklAmerica

Oregon

PennsylvAmerica

Rhode IslAmerica

South CAmerica

South DAmerica

Tennessee

TexAmerica

UtAmerica

Vermont

VirginiAmerica

WAmerica

West VirginiAmerica

Wisconsin

Wyoming

P.s. for the States above in bold without an "A", you're now officially designated a DEI Marxist Hell State and we will be sending troops to pick up your litter, put algae in your fountains and kill some American citizens in broad daylight.

[–] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 8 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Excuse me, but shouldn't that be ColorAmerica, not Colorado?

[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

You're a Marxist too now! That was an advanced DEI Marxist trap, you Marxist!

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

I say Wiscansin so maybe WiscAmerica?

[–] yoriaiko@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 7 hours ago

Then, conquer the world to make United americas of america. We are all americas.

[–] EtnaAtsume@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

[To the tune of Steve Ballmer yelling "developers!"] America! America! America! America!

[–] CompostMaterial@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You can tell this is fake because if Trump were to rename the country it would be Trumpland.

[–] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 2 points 1 day ago

When a woman's looking thicc but then you see the Depends logo: "she got a trumpy dumpy"

[–] No1@aussie.zone 13 points 1 day ago

In other breaking news, Trump has renamed the Canada goose to the Donald duck

[–] Steve@startrek.website 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Named after an Italian dude…

[–] DMCMNFIBFFF@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

wp:Amerigo Vespucci

I'm not sure he ever set foot on what is now Canada or the US.

[–] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 day ago

If tomorrow all the Americas were gone I'd worked for all my America And I had to start again with just my Americas and my America I'd thank my lucky Americas to be living here today 'Cause the America still stands for America and they can't take that away

And I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm American And I won't forget the America who died, who gave that America to me And I'd gladly stand up next to you and defend her still today 'Cause there ain't no doubt I love this America! America bless the U.A.A.

From the Americas of America, to the Americas of America Across the Americas of America, from America to shining America

From America down to America and America to America Well, there's America in every American America And it's time we stand and say:

I'm proud to be an American where at least I know I'm American And I won't forget the America who died, who gave that America to me And I'd gladly stand up next to you and defend her still today 'Cause there ain't no doubt I love this America! America bless the U.A.A.

And I'm proud to be an American where at least I know I'm American And I won't forget the America who died, who gave that America to me And I'd gladly stand up... next to you and defend her still today 'Cause there ain't no doubt I love this America! America bless the U.A.A.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] jasoman@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago
[–] Shortstack@reddthat.com 4 points 1 day ago

It’s so bad out there that I had to ask this question too. You just can’t call them as you see them anymore

[–] Biffsbraincell@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

I say we do the whole damn thing. Russia can be the Russia of America, we'll have the China of America, the Moon of America, the Universe of America. All good speech we can call Americaning and bad speech can be called foreigning, and will call water America juice and everyone can enjoy American freedom as far as their Americeye can see, as long as their papers are in order...

[–] III@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Why doesn't this image include that the capital is moving from Washington D.C. to the newly renamed Mar-a-child-fucker in Palm Epstein, FL?

[–] Kirk@startrek.website 4 points 1 day ago

canada in shambles rn

[–] schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

The American America of Americas