Idk, I think there's a real demographic of Divorced Dads who could qualify.

Low T won't save you as Hegseth wants to inject soldiers with T. Being trans also won't save you as they will happily change their tune on the trans military ban during a draft as an excuse to throw trans women into the meat grinder.

I can't wait for the lawsuits around legally compelled detransititions for military draft or any government positions.

We're at war with Westasia too though.

No AI gets to make art and design systems which will leave us free to do the back breaking manual labor.

In totalitarian regimes—communism, fascism, religious fundamentalism—popular support is a given. You can start wars, you can prolong them, you can put anyone in uniform for any length of time without ever having to worry about the slightest political backlash. In a democracy, the polar opposite is true. Public support must be husbanded as a finite national resource. It must be spent wisely, sparingly, and with the greatest return on your investment. America is especially sensitive to war weariness, and nothing brings on a backlash like the perception of defeat. I say “perception” because America is a very all-or-nothing society. We like the big win, the touchdown, the knockout in the first round. We like to know, and for everyone else to know, that our victory wasn’t only uncontested, it was positively devastating. -Max Brooks, World War Z: An Oral History of the Zombie War

I’ll hide ya.

Of course never would i EVER frag a commandant of the New Reich in his own tent with his own ordinance, trust me bro! Why would I, a humble conscript, ever lash out at the fascist regime that's rounding up so many of my loved ones for summary extermination? Golly that would be awfully mean of me, just too cruel of me by far, to return even the tiniest, barest fraction of the gut wrenching agonizing tragedy they inflicted on us all BACK to them. Goodness forbid.

Yes sir I can be trusted with a drone!

I'm sure undesirables like us who can't be forced into the military will be forced into work camps.

They jingle jangle jingle

A draft at this point would result in massive civil unrest. I'm pretty sure even casual MAGA people would lose their shit. The Iran war is already massively unpopular.

Whether to boot camp or concentration camp, this Reich has camps for all of us ._.

Their kids have probably disowned them and cut contract, so they might be happy they are off to war to become "war fighters" and get testosterone shots

I'm pretty sure that what you're suggesting is very nearly the plot of John Scalzi's "Old Man's War"