Something that actually works is buying farm diesel.
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Until they break out a blacklight or dip your tank
If everybody did this, we would save so much money.
MAGA logic
That's a of total!
it's real once you get up to oligarch level.
In that case the fee would be around three-fiddy and not $85 or almost 50%.
Just have a look at the most recent slap on Meta's wrist for knowingly ruining countless lives of children and teenagers.
Treefiddy? They'd need about Treefiddy? Now wait now, they're not a 500 ft tall cryptid from the Paleozoic era now are they? God damit it's the Loc Ness monster again. No Loc Ness monster I ain't gonna give you damned treefiddy!
Surely the fine is in addition to also having to pay for the stolen fuel?
And not just the normal price, but usually with a factor of 2 or 3 involved.
In reality yes, hence the title
At scale, you just described the financial industry.
Or tech industry
Or capitalism
- you can't pump without paying/cc
Ok 85 usd, you still have a civil case incoming and they usually get treble aka 3x the price of what you clipped.
It depends on where you are, and "treble" is the word you want.
As opposed to bass?
Three types of damages are compensatory, punitive, and treble. Compensatory damages are the actual damages with which a plaintiff needs compensation. Punitive damages are issued to punish the behavior. Treble punishments add three times compensatory damages to further punish a defendant for outrageous actions.
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I foresaw the iran war. I swapped to an EV about a week before prices doubled in my area. I keep doing the math, and ive saved about $300 -- and it only cost me $7166!
This loophole will be corrected before anything JP Morgan currently gets away with a fine on.
It's not really a loophole, because we haven't issued fines at less than triple digits in decades.
How do people pump gas before paying?
It's normal in the UK. Usually someone in the shop needs to see you, then they activate the pump, you pump what you need, then go in and pay. Some stations do have the option to pay at the pump, or via an app, but I've never seen one where you can't pay afterwards.
This was how gas pumps worked everywhere when I started driving
I'm still pissed off at being treated like a thief every time I go to gas up because they started a forever war in the middle east which inflated the price of gas. Then they never brought the cost back down with the price per barrel AND kept the paying before pumping policy.
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How do you fill your tank without paying for more gas than you're going to use?
In some gas stations you must pay beforehand, but in others you can pay afterwards so you can fill your tank.
How do you fill your tank without paying for more gas than you're going to use?
you don't pay for more than you use. I prepay $100 on my credit card, use $58 and I'm charged $58, the $100 was a security hold and is the most you can get.
In Germany that is the norm. You pay after pumping at the counter. Cashless automatic pumps that require a deposit are rare
Cashless automatic pumps that require a deposit are rare
But getting more common. The ED in Oberzissen now have one pump with a payment device and Oberzissen is in the back end of nowhere.
As an almost completely illiterate (in German) English person I prefer the pay at a counter thing because the usually pleasant person behind the counter can just accept the payment. This is good because getting a phone out to translate the instructions often results in an irate German shouting at you.
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Can you even get gas without paying? Seem rare nowadays
How does it even work having to pay before? Cos in germany you pay afterwards. But lets say you fill up for 40 dollars; does the pump then automatically stop when 40 dollars are reached?
You can pay cash or card inside at the counter, tell the attendant how much you want to pay. The pump is then turned on and will pump until it reaches the amount you paid. So, yes, it turns off automatically.
The other option is to pay a the pump, you put your card in, enter your pin, and the pump turns on.
If paying with cash inside before pumping, yes. Then you basically guess how much you need and pay that.
With a card, you "pay" with the card first, but it doesn't charge the money until after you finished pumping and it knows what to charge.
That citation might have cost 85 dollars in 1981.
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